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jiji vengeance

Hyunjin:
Ay Jisung

Jisung:
Ay Hyunjin

Hyunjin:
Send me the notes from the last class

Jisung:
I don't have em

Hyunjin:
Bro you attended the class
What the fuck were you scribbling about in your notebook?

Jisung:
I was busy preparing for vengeance

Changbin:
Big words, Han
Big words

Jeongin:
Im surprised that he knows the spelling

Seungmin:
It's called autocorrect

Me:
What were you seeking vengeance for?

Jisung:
For when i get eaten by a cannibal

Minho:
He seems to have an odd obsession with cannibals lately
Two days ago, dude was watching a crime documentary and went like
"You know what would've been a great plot twist? If the victim turned out to be a cannibal and ate the serial killer"

Me:
Han Jisung
I'm concerned for you.

Minho:
Back off, Bang

Felix:
Lmaooooo that sounds so odd

Hyunjin:
FELIX!!!! :DD
MY BABY!!!!! :DD

Jeongin:
...Ignoring Hyunjin
What is your plan of action, Jisung?
How do you plan on revenge after you're eaten by a human being?
By creating acidity in them stomach?

Jisung:
I will eat a lot of peanut flavored M&Ms
So that if the cannibal is allergic to peanuts
I can get my revenge

Minho:
That started out so normal

Seungmin:
And what if they are not allergic?

Jisung:
...then I'll have to digest the blasphemous flavor of M&Ms

Seungmin:
There we go

Jisung:
But i could also
Yk
Give them diarrhoea

Felix:
Bibi vengeance who?
I only know Jiji vengeance

Changbin:
Poor cannibal dude can't even live in peace after eating Jisung

Hyunjin:
Yeah like imagine seeing Jisung in your toilet bowl in the morning

Jeongin:
I did NOT have to imagine that

Me:
It's moments like these when i regret making a groupchat

Changbin:
Lmao shitsung

Jeongin:
Han Jishit

Minho:
Bby I'm sorry but I'm enjoying this-

Jisung:
At least I'll go down in history

Seungmin:
You won't go down in history
You'll just go down the flush

Me:
Can we please stop this?

Hyunjin:
Only if Felix says so

Felix:
😳😳😅

Me:
FELIX PLEASE PUT AN END TO MY MISERY

Felix:

Seungmin:
And so, Kim Seungmin, Bang Chan, and (maybe) Seo Trapezium struggle yet again

Changbin:
YAH
YOU'RE NOT MY MOM

Felix:
Milf Seungmin 🥵🥵

Seungmin:
WHAT THE FUCK

Hyunjin:
NO NO FELIX IT'S MILF HYUNJIN

Jeongin:
HOW IS THAT ANY BETTER

Jisung:
My bestie is desperate AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Seungmin:
NO WHY AM I-
I RESIGN.

Me:

Minho:
Chan has been crying for the past hour about this oh god
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