Butters x Kenny Oneshots

🌺The Yearly Trip To Hawaii🌺

Ever since Butters' hapanoa back in the fourth grade, both him and Kenny had been taking yearly trips to Hawaii together; enjoying the very lovely vacation spot.

They would find something new to do each time, every single year. From visiting an active volcano, to scuba diving and finding unique sea creatures. This year though, they had no idea what to kill time with.

"This year sucks..." Butters told Kenny sadly, walking next to him on the beach. "Sorry, dude. It looks like we've done so much here already." Kenny explained, a slight frown on his face. Butters sighed lowly and stopped walking, looking out to the ocean where the sun was setting. Kenny stopped too, looking back to Butters and staring at him with concern.

"Don't be upset, Butters." Kenny said, putting a hand onto Butters' shoulder comfortingly. Butters gazed down to the ground, looking at the sand getting into his sandals. "But I am!" He yelled angrily.

Kenny backed away from Butters slightly and Butters looked at him immediately, an apologetic look falling onto his face. "I-I'm sorry, Ken..." Butters looked away and squeezed his arm tightly, feeling bad for yelling at his best friend.

"It's just...ugh- I went to go talk to the chief of the native Hawaiians, and he gave me the most strange idea of what to do." Butters stated. "What was it?" Kenny asked, calmly sitting down onto the beach sand. Butters huffed out a heavy breath and sat down next to Kenny, still looking out to the colorful sunset.

"He said that since I'm eighteen now, that it was time for me to find a wife from here and get her pregnant; so that way we could continue the native Hawaiian lineage..." Kenny quickly got a confused look on his face, and looked at Butters, very puzzled.

Butters looked over at Kenny and saw the look on his face. He put a hand on top of his head and brushed his bright yellow locks with his fingers.

"He even went into very deep detail on how to do it...I told him that he was crazy for suggesting that, and that I didn't want to come here and have fun, just to get married and have a kid." Butters added on, and put his knees up to his chest while leaning his arms back into the beige sand.

Kenny furrowed his eyebrows. "He...he told you that?" He wondered. Butters nodded yes.

"...God that's so creepy to say, why the hell would he say that?!- You JUST became an adult. Did you have your hapanoa just for him to have you procreate for his fucking- his fucking cult?!?-" Kenny rambled very angrily. Butters looked at Kenny, worried about his frustration.

Kenny stood up from the ground and brushed sand off of himself. "That creep needs to be taught a goddamn lesson..." Kenny grumbled. "W-wait, Kenny, hold on!-" Butters grabbed onto Kenny's ankle tightly, stopping him from walking away.

"I-it's okay, I would never do that anyways since I mainly like guys now!" Butters reassured Kenny. Kenny's face relaxed and he looked down to Butters, a shocked expression replacing his previously frustrated one. "You're...you're gay?" Kenny asked.

Butters realized what he had just said and let go of Kenny, gulping loudly.

"W-Well...bisexual, b-but I'm more into men..." Butters fiddled with his fingers, anxiously. Kenny could see that Butters didn't mean to come out to him, and sat back down onto the sand with a deep sigh.

"That's great for you, dude. My sister's lesbian, so I'm okay with whatever gender people like." Kenny said to Butters, a small grin spreading onto his face. "Plus, I'm pretty sure I'm pansexual. I don't see gender at all and just care if someone's a douchebag or not." Kenny laughed. Butters' eyes widened. "Really?-" "Uh huh." Kenny smiled.