Suite life on deck x y/n

Okay forget everything I said (Part 1)

Bailey and I went shopping for a couple of hours, with London and Cody being nowhere to be found, while Woody and Zack went to as many french bakeries as possible.  Moseby and Marcus went on their own adventure and saw the tour de france. Well, Moseby saw it, Marcus was just texting me nonstop about a lil little imposter. 

Everything seemed pretty chill, until...

"Y/N!" Zack shouted as he and Woody ran up to me. 

"HAVE YOU SEEN A LADY IN A LEATHER JACKET WITH LONG BROWN HAIR?!" 

"Dude, if you're interested in someone else, don't say it to my face. Get one of my friends to soften the blow or something." I said.

"What? No. She has Woody's purse!"

"Satchellllll" Woody whined, "Anyways,  now we have a stolen painting!" Woody shouted, as Zack covered Woody's mouth. 

"Wait. What?! Also, you really shouldn't be screaming that. But like... wait... so let me- HUH?!" Like what the actual heck was I hearing? And what on Earth were they wearing?

"Look, basically, Woody and I were taking some photographs-"

"Dumb pictures of you two on a way too expensive camera that wasn't made for that, but continue."

Zack rolled his eyes  "Woody put his purse down..."

"Satchellllll" Woody whined.

"FOR THE LOVE OF PETE WOODY,  CAN YOU PLEASE LET ME FINISH SO Y/N CAN BAIL US OUT OF JAIL?!"

"Sorry" Woody said putting his hands up, while I quickly butted in, "Jail? Zack, sweetie, just to clarify.... JAIL?!"

"Let me finish..." Zack said as I raised an eyebrow at him. "Okay, so Woody put his purse down, and it was next to a french lady's purse that was identical."

"And?"

"aaannnnndd we might have kinda, sorta, accidentally..." His voice trailed off.

"Accidentally what Zack? I don't have all day."

"Take her purse instead which has a stolen painting in it and now we have a stolen priceless piece of art." He blurted, talking extremely fast. 

"WHAT THE FUCK ZACK?!" 

"Oh, so you curse now? I thought this show was pg" He looked off into the distance as if there was a camera there, so I looked that way too. "What are you looking at?" 

I just brushed that off, and continued saying, "look Zack, this is a big problem, you need to switch out the bags."

"But we can't." Woody interjected. 

"Why not?" 

"Well we were supposed to switch out the bags with Stephanie,"

"is that the girl?"

"We hoped" Woody muttered. "OW!" Zack elbowed him in the chest. "turns out if was just some dude who told us there was a Monet in here, and now he's chasing after us with a gun."

"WHAT THE-"

The bell rang and I stopped mid sentence.

"HEY! PG remember?!" the director yelled from set. 

"Ugh fine." I responded.

"Okay good. Rolling......"

"Okay forget everything I said (part 1) take two." The clapperboard went down.

"aaannnddddd.... ACTION!"

"Okay but what does this have to do with the girl?"

"She was the one who has Woody's satchel, but we can't find her anywhere."

"Well, did you look for her?"

"yeah we searched everywher- NO OF COURSE NOT DID YOU NOT JUST HEAR US TALK RIGHT NOW?!  WE WERE TOO BUSY RUNNING AWAY FROM A FREAKING GUNMAN!" 

I rolled my eyes. "Look, how am I supposed to help you when-"

"Y/N! Y/N! IM FINALLY DONE WITH THAT DOUCHE!" Bailey ran up to me. 

"Wow, You finally broke up with Cody?" Zack asked her. "What? No. Basically I asked this guy to paint a picture of me and Cody together, and he just couldn't stop hitting on me the whole time." She explained. 

"How did you get rid of him? He literally showed no signs of backing down."

"I just told him to finish the painting, while I go sightseeing and ran away before he could do anything."

"Well thank goodness you did, cuz I just found this AMAZING patisserie down the street that we have to go to!"

"Hang on hang on, what about our problem?!" Zack interjected. "What problem?" Bailey innocently asked, "Nothing, I just need to talk to Zack about something, why don't you have a look at the patisserie options, and I'll meet you there." I told her, and she nodded her head and started to walk over to the patisserie "Okey dokey, see you soon!"

"Okay the less people who know about the painting the better." I whispered to Zack and Woody. "Agreed" they both said. "but you can't just keep running forever." 

"Well, we weren't planning to run forever." Woody started. "Yeah, just until we get back on the ship on our way to safety." Zack finished, nervously. 

"Oh you wont be going anywhere." a voice behind us said. 

"Uh oh....." Woody whimpered.

"You don't think-" 

"Yep, its me. I brought some friends this time." A man said as we turned around.  

"Look I don't really think this is necessary like I'm not even-" I started to say before I abruptly got lifted up and kidnapped by one of the men. "HEY PUT ME DOWN!"

The men grabbed Zack and Woody too, as they also tried to struggle. Eventually, we all felt something small hit us... our bodies went limp, and the world turned black.....

A/N

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Ik its a short chapter, but im going to upload part 2 either tonight or tommorow night, it just didnt feel right to put them in the same chapter. 

That being said...

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