how i think the blocks would swear

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lol i was bored so

0, 1, 2 and 3 don't curse often, but they definitely learned how to

out of the four I just mentioned, 3 curses the most, and still, he doesn't curse unless he's super mad about something, but when he starts cursing its hard to get him to stop lol

the terrible 2s curse in Spanish even though they are the same age as 2

4 doesn't dare curse...until someone hurts squarey.

5 curses most out of the red level blocks, but she almost never does it in front of them, she's more used to cursing at 6-10 lol

6 doesn't curse often, but she does kinda curse if she's playing in the lair of shares, "those genies are so fucking good, I can't even use my dice alter magic on them..."

7 curses at 8, despite them dating in my au, their ego can kinda cause fights, but friendly fights

8 curses a lot, usually at 7 and the villains team, but the macho voice came with disadvantages so he ends up cursing at everyone, just not as much as at the former

octonaughty also curses a lot, and his favourite phrase to say is "SON OF A BITCH" in his stupid goofy voice

9 is kinda like 3, they curse if they're super mad, and its hard to get them to stop after starting, but at least they're not as bad as 3 when it comes to the stopping part

10 usually just curses when her rocket doesn't work lol

11 curses way too much, for someone who's all abt sportsmanship

12 doesn't curse a lot, but whenever a chance to get at their siblings arrives, they will take that chance

13 likes to fill in curse words with ice-cream flavours [inspired by some of my friends on tumblr lol] but sometimes his crackhead really comes out and he curses like a ranter on twitter

14 also curses a lot, but he usually does it to the teens, 22 and no one else

15 curses a hell-lot, but of course ze do, zey're a spy who works in a military intelligence agency lol

16 doesn't curse as often, but her party-talk is mad riddled with curse words lmao

17 curses the least out of the teens, but he still does, and since in my au/interpretation 17 is French, he'll just curse in French

18 curses a lot, like a lot lot lot, he curses the most out of the teens, and he goes fucking insane when he does, so to stop himself from cursing in front the little baby children, he just SCREAMS

19 also kinda curses, but only when she's alone or with 12, 15, 16, 18 and/or 20

20 kinda holds himself back on the cursing, but he occasionally likes to go twitter mode

21 barely curses

22 curses at 11 and 14 a lot, but just them lol

23 only curses like, once in a supermoon, but when 29 and 31 are in danger, he curses so much he runs out of unique words to use

24 is kinda like a mix of 12 and 18, she curses a lot, but she's extra with the family

25 doesn't curse often, but she likes to engage in square-talk

26 is exactly like 15, but he curses 10x more

27 curses at the villains, but only when someone wants at 8

28 only curses when she's with the squad

29 loses his collectables a lot and he curses whenever he loses like, ONE of them

30 - 100 don't curse very often because of how mature they are, but 40, 50, 80 and 90 are kinda special

40 curses at 3 and 4, for some reason

50 likes to slide a couple explicit themes into some of her songs

80 is absolutely feral when he's with 70

90's magic tricks go pretty fucking bad sometimes..[little piece of au lore: he once pulled a "zero"]

31 is just like 29 lol

32 curses when she gets super cold super fast, like, she loves snow, but not when she gets thrown into it without warning

35 curses pretty regular but he doesn't really take it to be such a bad thing, he just switches up the words around the kiddos

36 likes to go and tell people "you're so fucked!" at random times, probably because [au lore again] xe like to pull pranks on ppl cause it's fun

45 curses a hell-lot, but that because she's always with the step squads, and she has a twin brother

49 keeps most of her cursing in her fics, but she has NO problem with square-talk

55 is just like 45, except he keeps some of his "what the hell" thoughts in his head, while 45 will just go impulsively say exactly what she's thinking

64 curses when her inventions go mad, and also, she's the 2nd in command when it comes to 16's party-talk

81 literally doesn't curse for the life of him

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