Stan x Kyle || Mpreg || {this is what ive turned to from boredom}

~{1}~

When the bell rang , Kyle instantly felt a rush of relief over him knowing he was finally done with his sophomore year。Kyle gathered all of his things as he started towards his locker to finally put all of his books in his backpack and take is home for the very last time of his sophomore year。

As he puts his books away he suddenly jumps at the unexpected "BOO!" that was yelled very quickly in sync with his shoulder being harshly yet quickly grabbed。

Kyle then realized it was only Stan and sighed in relief , "You've got to stop doing that ! What if I had a weak heart and high blood pressure ! ?" Scolded Kyle。Stan just shrugged it off。"That just makes you a perfect target to scare , because your always so focused in on your studying and homework。But since its officially summer then that means you won't have to do that nerdy shit anymore。" Said Stan with a smirk。

Kyle just groaned in annoyance at his best friends attitude。

"Also 。。。I herd there was going to be a party at Tolkien's toniiighttt~" Said Stan excitedly kinda singing the last part。Kyle then slammed his locker shut , "I'm not going to some shitty party , you know I don't like to go to parties。" Explained Kyle。

Stan then started thinking for a second。"Ok , tell ya what 。。。If you go to the part with me I promise you that i'll stop drinking forever !" Pledged Stan , Kyle then turned to face Stan in shook。

"You're going to quit if I go ! ? Just like that ! ?" Kyle questioned Stan being , suspicious of him。Stan nodded , Kyle broke eye contact in thought and bit his bottom lip nervously。

He then sighed , "Alright , I'll go 。。。" Kyle gave in。"Yes !" Whispered Stan under his breath。Kyle instantly faced Stan again and looked him in the eye to let Stan know he was being serious。"But I swear to god if you get drunk at that party or do anything stupid I'll beat the shit out of your sorry ass。" Warned Kyle。

"Well i'll fight back even though i would kinda deserve it。But i can kick your ass so bad that 。。 you'll wish you would have never had it 。。 to begin with 。。?" Replied Stan trying to assert his dominance。Kyle's facial expression changed to confused and disgusted。

"Your ass I mean 。。wait 。。" Stan replied to himself trying to fix his wording , "Stan , sometimes its best to just shut the fuck up and stay that way。" Kyle explained to the flustered Stan。

They then walked home together joking and laughing , but what Kyle didn't know is that when Stan made that promise that he would stop drinking , his fingers were crossed behind his back the whole time。

--{4 : am}--

~{Kyle POV}~

I awaken in the middle of the night hearing my phone ring , I tiredly stumble my hand on my night side table to reach for my phone , and finally picking it up , Stan's calling me。

I answer it , "Hello ?" I ask while still trying to process whats going on。"Dude , I forgot to tell you tat the party starts at 6 : pm and you can leave at what ever time you want。" Stan replies from the other side of the phone , as he rambles on about this party I realize im way to tired to pay attention and feel myself literally falling asleep in the middle of him talking , "Stan , its 4 : am and im happy that you're excited 。。。 but im fucking tired。" I told him , before he could say anything else i hung up。

I then plopped myself back down on my pillow and attempted to fall asleep but then he called my phone again , in anger I declined and went back to sleep but he kept calling so I put my phone on do not disturb and on silent。

I then drift back to sleep again 。。。

'Stan , what are you doing ! ?' I ask my best friend who is drinking all the beer he possibly can , 'Shut up and drink' he then replies to me shoving a beer bottle in my mouth forcing me to drink it。Slowly my head starts to spin and I have no idea whats going on , I can barely make out what seems to be Stan throwing me onto a bed , 'Stan wha-- 。。。' I ask him but i'm too confused and drunk to finish the sentence , Stan then starts to kiss my neck roughly starting from my jawline and moving down to the bottom of my neck where he then softly bites down and begins to suck , leaving hickeys。

I clench onto the back of his shirt as he does so , 'Kyle , I want to show you all of my love for you tonight 。。' He tells me , all of a sudden we both start roughly making out with passion and love--

I spring out of bed in terror , what the fuck was that dream  ! ? I quickly check the time on my phone , It's 8 : am and im this energized ! ? God dam im to tired for this shit 。。。I just decide to fall back asleep。

The thought of me and Stan actually being together huh ? That's stupid 。。。 but at the same time I do kinda like it。

What the hell am I saying ! ?

。。。

never mind I'm too tired to be in denial。