NOTE: THIS STORY IS BASED ON ME AND MY FRIEND, WE JOKE AROUND AND CALL OURSELVES MABEL AND MARGARET, IF YOU KNOW ME THEN YOU WILL UNDERSTAND THIS, IF NOT, SEND ME A MESSAGE FOR DETAILS, enjoy!
In a little village called grubville, there are two ladies called Mabel and Margaret.
Mabel is 69, Margaret is 68.
The ladies are well known for their rules about having mash on a school night etc.
One Day, Margaret was sat at the window, it was exactly 8:35pm and as usual she held her binoculars, Margaret searched the surroundings checking for any eating crimes.
She thought to herself for a moment until she finally caught her eye on Yorkshire Puddings in the house opposite, "Mabel!" she shrieked, there was no reply, "where did you get to Mabel?" she said with her mind set on finding her.
By now it was 9:20, Margaret unlocked her phone and rang Mabel, "Hello?" Mabel answered, "Mabel, commencing operation Yorkshire!" said Margaret.
Mabel ran to the house and collected her gear, she strapped herself up and got to work, she hung from a tree with binoculars in her hand, she caught sight of the Yorkshires, "Mabel? what do you see?" asked Margaret. "Yorkshires Margaret." replied Mabel, " anything else?" added Margaret, "sausage shaped....." gasped Mabel.
to be continued.....
