Space Pilot 3000

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Pandora was riding her bike, delivering pizza.
When she arrived at the place, she gets off of her bike and grab the pizza.
But then a thief stole her bike and ride away. "Happy new year." He yells at her.
Pandora rolls her eyes, and entered the building. She entered the elevator and press to the 64 floor. When the elevator dings, she exited the elevator and when she found the door. With the sign said applied cryogenics, she knocks on the door, but she gets no reply.
She opened the door and into a dark room.
"Hello, your pizza is here." She calls out, but their was no one their. So she saw the strange pods.
But pandora didn't care.
"Free pizza for me." She said, as she sits  down in a chair and leans on it.
As she was drinking a bottle of water, and took a sip.
Outside a screen of number 10, count down to.
"Ten." Americans yells out.
French yells out. "Neuf."
Italians yells out. "Otto."
Egyptian yells out. "Sabaa."
Roman's yells out. "Eksi."
Chinese yells out. "Wu."
India yells out "Chaar."
Africa yells out. "Thathu."
Japanese yells out. "Ni."
American yells out. "One."
Pandora chair she was sitting on fell, and and fells inside a pod.
The door closes, trapping her in.
And the numbers was set to 1000 years.
"What the fuck." Pandora said, but she didn't get to finish. As she was frozen

1000 years later
The pod dings, and the pod door opens.
And pandora was unfrozen.
She groans as, she gets out of the pod. But she stops and looks out the window, it was the future.
"What."
The a door slide open and two mens walks in
"Welcome to the world of tomorrow." One of the men said dramatically.
Pandora raised an eyebrow at that.
"Do you have to do that." The other men said.
"Yes."
Pandora follows them to a door that read. "Fate Assighment Officer."
"Have a nice future." The men told her, and left.
The door slides up, and Pandora walks in, in awe. "Wow, just like in Star trek." She said.
( I am going when she meets Bender)
Pandora was in a phone book looking trying to call her nephew. And running from a one eye nice alien name leela, because she doesn't want to be a delivery girl.
"Hey, I am in a rush." The robot said as he got into the booth with her.
He put a 25 cent in, and the booth said, "which way you want to die, fast or slow." The booth said.
"What." Pandora said in shocked and alarm.
"Slow it is." The booth said, and knifes and chain saws came out. "Great choice." The robot told her
"Ahhh." Pandora screamed, as the weapons came towards them. Pandora went to the side with the robot. As the weapons miss them. "You are know dead. Than you for using stop n drop, Americans favorite suicide booth since 2008." The booth said, as the door opens. Pandora runs out.

After meeting the robot, they went to get a drink.
"My name is Bender." The robot told his name.
"Hey Bender, my name is Pandora J Fry." Pandora told her name.
"I am going to call you Fry." Bender said, Pandora smiles but, her smiles turn into a frown. Leela was outside of the building.
"Oh, no. It's her." Pandora said, as she ducks down.
"Don't look." She told Bender. "I'm not looking." Bender said, but he still looks any ways.
But when Leela saw Pandora. Pandora grabs Bender's hand and ran off.
As they ran, they were in front of the head museum. "Here it's free Tuesday." Bender told her, as he pull her inside of the museum.
Pandora saw heads of famous actors, singers and past presidents.
Like she just saw Leonard Nimoy, but she was hiding behind some shelves. Because Leela and two police guys were in the museum, looking for her.
"Come on Pandora, just give up." Leela called out, she didn't want to do this. But it was her job, then Bender broke a president head, it was Richard M. Nixon. And he told Bender that he made his list and the police started to beat him up.
Leela beat the crap out of the police.
That gave Pandora to take Bender, and they went to the heads of criminals.
The door shut, Pandora saw a window but it has bars.
"Hey bender, can you bent the bars." She asked him.
"Dream on, meat bag. I'm only programmed to bend for constructive purposes." Bender said.
"You can do anything you want, are you tired of people telling what or what not to do." Pandora told Bender.
"You're full of crap, Fry." Bender said, but he was electrocuted by some lights.
"You make a persuasive argument, Fry." Bender said, changing his mind.
He went over to the bars, and tries to vent the bars.
"Come buddy, you can do this." Pandora cheers her new friend on.
"Can't I can't do it." Bender said, but he broke the bars.
"Yahoo." Pandora screams out, as she and Bender escaped throw the window.
"Wait." Leela called out.
"No thanks." Bender shouted.
When they went under, they found the ruins of Old New York, Pandora old home.
Pandora looks around sad, at her old home. But when she saw a skating Rink, she said. "This was were my ex-boyfriend took me on our first date."
"Uh-oh." Bender said, as he pointed at Leela.
"Already you win,Leela." Pandora said, as she sits down in defeat.
"You know this future. And I know nothing about it. And I have no home and no Family." Pandora said sadly, as she holding out her wrist.
But Pandora looks in shock, as Leela took her chip out.
"What are you doing." Pandora asked.
"Quiting." Leela said, shocking Pandora
"What, why." She asked.
"Because I've always wanted to." Leela told Pandora. "I just never realized it until I meet you." Leela puts her hand Pandoras hand.
Pandora looks up at Leela and smiled at her, Leela smiles right back ta her. They are acting like sisters
But Bender ruined the moment, when he puts his hand on theirs. "What is the matter with you." Pandora told Bender.
"I just wanted to be part of the moment." He said. Leela looks down at her hand, realized that her ring is missing.
"Hey, he stole my ring." She said. "Bender." Pandora said to the robot. "Sorry." Bender said, giving Leela her ring back.

At her very old nephew place.
The three waited for him to open the door. But when the door opened Professor Hubert Farnsworth was their. "Who are you." He asked. "I am your dear old Aunt Pandora." Pandora said.
"I don't have a aunt Pandora." Hubert said confused. "You do know." Bender said pushing Hubert in the building.
Pandora has her finder in a machine same as Hubert. But when I'd dings.
"By God, I am your nephew." Hubert said happily. "Yep, it's great reunion. We are having." Pandora said happily.
"Can we have some money." Bender asked Hubert. "Oh, my, No." Hubert said.
"Let me show you around. That's my lab table and my work stool. And over there is my intergalactic spaceship." Hubert said, as he pointed at the space ship.
Pandora was in awe at it. "Wow." She said.
But then someone bang on the door. "Attention, job deserters. Come out with your hands up. We have you partly surrounded." One of the cops said.
Pandora eyes widened. Leela gasped and Pandora said. "No." Bender a bricks fells from between his legs. "Well, we're bone." Bender said.
"Let's get into the space ship fast." Pandora said, as Leela Pandora ran into the ship. While Bender carried Hubert to the ship.

As they escaped Pandora said. "Without jobs were fugitives."
"Ohh, you guys can be my new crew. I have the chips from old crew." Hubert said, holding an envelope of career chips.
"Ok, here it goes." Leela said, as she puts Pandora chip in her wrist.
"Oww." Pandora said.
"So what my job going to be." Pandora asked Hubert.
"Your job is to ensure the cargoes gets to desantion." Hubert said.
"So I am delivery girl." Pandora said. "Yes."
Pandora stud silent for a little bit before shrugging.
"Ohhh, we'll. This delivery girl job might be awesome. Then the last one." She said.

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