The Quiet Demon (Helluva Boss x Reader) [On Hold]

Pilot [Rewritten]

[The Forth Wall]

The Narrator was in bed sleeping when he felt something sitting on his chest, he opens his eyes and sees Chibi Y/n looking straight at him very closely.

The Narrator: "Holy!"

The Narrator jumps out of bed and holds his chest tightly.

The Narrator: "Jesus, don't do that. Wait, I thought I put you in a crib."

Chibi Y/n points to the crib and it was opened.

The Narrator: "You sly bastard. Anyway... [sees Readers] Shit! I thought you guys weren't going to be here till 10:30. [sees its 11:00] I overslept again!"

The Narrator runs out of bed and jumps into the closet before coming out were his usual clothing, which was a suit with galaxies on it. He looks at the Readers and frowns.

The Narrator: "What? Stuff like that happens here, deal with it. This is my home and domain; I can do as I please. Anyway, welcome back to "The Quiet Demon- Rewritten". As you can tell we're behind schedule and that thing over there."

The Narrator points to Chibi Y/n who was just sitting playing with a bone of an imp.

Chibi Y/n: "..."

The Narrator: "How the hell did... Never mind, but that thing is a total disaster. It took like ten imps to feed that small creature and was messy with it. It took so long to clean the whole room from the blood shed that just happened. Ok, no more delays, time for the actual story."

The Narrator picks up a remote and points it the glass wall.

The Narrator: "Time to Narrate!"

[Hell]

The day starts as usual in Hell, crime going around, imps and hellhounds doing whatever the fuck they do, and we reach the I.M.P building. The streets were busy as ever, for some reason play in the background before reaching a door on one of the floors. It was labelled "IMP Headquarters", with a crude sign made from a sheet of notebook paper that reads, "Meeting in progress" with a smiley face drawn next to it. The building was as bad as it was with the lights flickering and we go inside to see Blitz is walking in front of a whiteboard on the wall as he lectures his employees.

Blitzø: "Alright. Now, I know business has been... a bit slow lately, yes. It's no one's fault, okay? I'm not naming any names here... [looks at Moxxie] Moxxie. [Moxxie gives him an "What the fuck" look in response.] Now, does anyone have... any bright ideas on how we can get business drummin' up again?"

On Blitz's right of the table two imps sitting closely together, one with a smile on her face and the other slouches and his arms crossed annoyed expression. These two are Millie and Moxxie. And on Blitz's left of the table sits one other that was a hellhound named Loona, Blitz's adopted daughter.

Millie: "What. About. A car wash?"

Blitzø: "This is hell Millie, no one cares about cars being clean here, ok?... Oh! What about a billboard?"

Moxxie: "We can't afford a billboard sir"

Blitz puts an arm around Moxxie's neck and brought himself closer to the smaller imp and started talking again.

Blitzø: "Helpful Moxxie, really glad you're in the room right now"

He then pushes Moxxie away and grabs a remote to a tv that was now there for whatever reason.