Samazu while beeng merjed with gocku black, was strolling through the dragging ball world, stumbled upon a little kid. Said kid, whereing a plad shurt and nerdy ahh glasses, said "yoyoyo wassup my g, name's sheldon, what's yours?" GB was stunned like a mf. "Erm, goku blixk, where you parent ats" "dead" "ok" "ok" "imma adipt you" "ok" ok" *vegeta comes outta sky* "holy moly, it's goku black" in an instant, the entire z fighters appeared outta thin aere to beet the everlfing shit outta gock block outta nowhere shuldon pulls out lazer gun and shotted all yhem, savving joki clack, hooray. "Thank you kind sir. If you wouldn't mind, wouod tou consider having me as your legal guardian" shuldon, replyin "nah bro is speaking 🤓🤓🤓"
Goku black :😢😢😢. "Ha, I'm just messin wit ya fool. Sure you can be my guardian (of the galaxy)" " huzzah"
