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Dark Emperor and Pure Vanilla |Comedic|

Summary: They're fighting like whiny brothers lmao

(As much as I'd prefer to have different colored text, Wattpad isn't good enough for that)
Dark Emperor: DE Pure vanilla: PV
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Pure Vanilla's POV:

What a lovely Mansion, I can already see this place being very relaxing..

No chaos, No fighting or debates, Just relaxation..

That is what I would have thought until I came across him.

My not so dearest Brother. Any possible thought of relaxation is non-existent around him. He's definitely not the ideal person to be around for any type of visit or vacation, let alone somebody ideal to live with or date. But despite how I feel around him, He's still my Brother.

I can't help but wonder what's on his mind, How does he feel about the star mansion, Or if he plans to brew trouble like usual..I'm not sure what his plan is, But I'll figure it out..

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Dark Emperor's POV:

I don't go to most places I'm invited to, But this one seemed worth a shot and I must admit, I do not regret coming.

The view is nice, The beds are comfy, And everyone here isn't people I'm completely familiar with

Except for one person.

My Brother. He probably thought I wouldn't notice him staring at me from afar, But he stands out way more than the rest of the people in this room. I mean like c'mon! Nobody else in this room wears a white robe with a big ass cone hat other than him.

Although I can't say I didn't expect him to be here, This mansion is owned by his best friend..

I proceeded to stare at him, Waiting for him to act first. I don't wanna cause a scene in front of a bunch of people I don't know, I'd hate to embarrass myself..

I wanna treat this visit like a nice relaxing vacation.

Only 25 minutes in, And he's been watching me like a hawk. It's starting to make me uncomfy, I would ask him what he wanted but I don't wanna start the conversation first, Let alone have a convo at all.

30 minutes in, And he has not broken his gaze..

35 minutes in, And I am so close to approaching him, this is getting REALLY uncomfortable..He probably thinks I'm up to something when I'm CLEARLY not.

40 minutes in, And I'm finally annoyed enough to approach him.

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Dialogue:

When approaching him, I keep in mind that we aren't on good terms. We haven't been for about 3 years now, I wouldn't be surprised if the first couple of sentences get us into a fight.

"May I ask why you're staring so hard?" I say getting straight to the point.

"Making sure you don't do anything chaotic as usual." this sentence alone annoyed me.

"I am a fully grown adult, I don't need micro-watching."

"Such a shame, You don't know how to act so much I gotta micro-watch you, As a fully grown adult." He's a new level of annoying.

"Y'know, You talk a lot of Bullshit for a defenseless healer.."

"I might be a healer But I assure you, I am far from "defenseless"."

"With the shit you talk, You might just become defenseless."

"You think so."

"Oh, I know so."

After a short pause, He replies with

"Prove it."

That sentence alone provoked me to do something I could 'possibly' regret..not guaranteed

I punched him and it provoked a fight..

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Moonlight's POV:

I was simply stocking the shelves in the Zodiac library until I heard some commotion from a few rooms down, But before I could act upon it or even question it, somebody already ran over to me with a phone in their hand.

"Moonlight cookie! There's a fight going on!" I am in awe.

Not even past the first night and there's already a fight. Who could possibly be fighting at this hour? Hell, they just fucking came.

I make haste and quickly rush over there, and I must admit..It wasn't who I thought it could be..

It felt like my eyes were deceiving me but as I got closer to the problem I realized they really weren't.

PV is fighting his brother. At 1:24 am. On a Wednesday night.

Sometimes I really hate being the adult in charge, Because the urge to record and see who wins is hella strong.

I silently suck it up and get to work, I manageably get in-between the 2 and break them up

Before I could even say anything to get them to stop, one of those motherfuckers punched me in the face..

The room went silent for a moment, and then one of them had the audacity to softly apologize..

..I will not have any of this..

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It's a good thing they both have pretty good friends and they were able to help them unpack!

Because surely..

They can't unpack while sleep.

Sweet dreams!~

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this took way too long to write so I ended it where I could.

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