'Quiero regresar a casa , Robert...PLEASE LET ME COME HOME' No specific canon or episode referenced (let's just say most of the train-wreck that is season 5. All of the advice from Miranda Bailey, Bailey's husband Ben, and most of all DIANE LEWIS. 'Andy & Robert's marriage is severely tested' might be the understatement of the century (GOD I hate these writers!)
Andy's POV
I'm so embarassed, ashamed, mortified, and unbelieving of what I've done. My 'narcissism flag' was at full mast that day outside of the Emerald Bar...thinking back on my actions makes me nauseous beyond belief...when I can bear to think about it I tried to justify what I'd done as pure sexual need from almost a year of celibacy but Diane saw right through that bullshit and calledme out on it: 'When Sullivan served you a spoonful of your own medince by rejecting your over-ture just before you went outside-what you did was 'spite-based'...leave it to La Lewis to shoot things straight with a reality chaser.
My only friend at '23' was Theo Ruiz-another Lieutenant who I bonded with-he made my banishment to what many consider the worst station in SFD bearable. He didn't judge and he's easy to listen to; he also has a very valuable trait that all really good friends have: he doesn't blow warm air up your ass when you're wrong. He's the first one I told about my 'sooty' actions and I realize too late that he'd feel obligated to tell Victoria Hughes (whom he's seeing romantically); Vic can't keep most secrets to save her life and I worried hourly that Robert would hear about what happened before I had the chance to tell him myself...that's when I decided to try yet again to see if he'll hear me out and allow the fight he's so insistent on...
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*AT THE HOUSEBOAT*
Stunned by her friend's revelation AND her nonchalant delivery, Hughes said "AHEM!...ANDY...you know that I love you like a sister, but real talk that was foul ...and you shouldn't gloat about betraying Sullivan. Sorry, but it will get back toLucas, since you decided to brag to the entire station, and you just got back into his 'good books'... Sis, you are trippin':for real, though!"
"Who is this now?" Michelle asked.
"Double chin, 'dad bod', stupid smirk", Vic explained. "Misogynist pig who imagines that he's hot when he DEFINITELY isn't!"
"Ahhh...Pastywhite guy, right? Ugggh! Gugugu!", the sister cousin gasped. "PRIMA-What the fuck! From Robert to...that ???! And Vic is right: VERY FOUL!"
Andy's weak excuse about abstinence for nearly a year falls on deaf ears. "You made promises, and you broke them, multiple times. Please say you're not going with 'BASKETT' again!"
"HA-Baskett!!" Michelle guffawed.
"Nah...too messy."
"Babe...your middle name is 'messy'...also Maria," Vic quipped.
"Ooooh-Burn!", Michelle chortled. "I need context, but quemada, Prima !" ( burn, Cousin).
Rolling her eyes (she hates her character flaws are pointed out, true or not) and tossing back a shot says "Fuck ya'll..I'm going home-I mean, to Robert's and ask for another chance."
