The Weed Gang Lore

Chapter Twenty Three - Five Nights At Freddy's

The weed trio was discussing ways to receive zaza without paying for it. Many ideas were brought up such as, stealing it from the weed store, growing it in a garden, and more.

But none of them sounded appealing.

"I have an idea," Chiaki stated.

Maki asked, "What is it?"

"We'll summon the Fnaf animatronics to Nagito's room. And make them retrieve zaza from him"

Maki and Izuru looked impressed with the idea, and went into the zaza powered elevator. Miku and Ena stared questionably as the trio had forgotten about them.

When the weed trio arrived at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, the plan had took action.

"Are you ready to kidnap all of the animatronics?" Chiaki said with a large bag in front of her.

"Sure... I'll take the yellow one I guess," Maki sighed.

"Aw, I was gonna take Chica..."

Just then, they heard the sound of a phone ringing. Chiaki ran to pick it up with Izuru and Maki following close behind.

"Hello, hello?" The guy on the other end asked? Said?

"Shut up, we have no time for phone calls, we're trying to kidnap the animatronics."

As the trio walked away, sounds of panic erupted from the phone from the office.

"Woah, is that Freddy Fazbear in *real life*? No way!" Chiaki smiled as she got ready to attack.

Chiaki then got confused, "...Why is he moving"

"Chiaki, stay back!" Maki yelled but it was too late.

"Was that the bite of 23?" Izuru asked in a voice sounding similar to a certain YouTuber.

Muffled sounds came out of Chiaki's mouth, "I'm okay..."

Then, she fell asleep.

"How do you fall asleep inside of an animatronic's mouth?" Maki asked.

"I don't know..." Izuru had fallen asleep as well.

"What the hell?"

Maki ran back to the office where surprisingly, the guy was still on the line.

"What did you do? Why is everyone sleeping?"

"Maybe they stayed up too late...?" The guy seemed confused.

"Speak up! I know you caused this!" Maki yelled.

"Listen, I'm just the guy who helps new workers get started with their jobs."

"Ugh! Do you want to die?"

He hung up. Leaving Maki even more frustrated.

She went back to where everyone had fell asleep and quickly grabbed all of the animatronics in a bag.

"Wake up!"

They didn't wake up.

Maki then dragged them to the elevator as well.

She got back home and got the animatronics out and placed them near Nagito's room. Nagito had been pulling an all nighter, playing on the Nintendo DS. He looked outside of his window to see...

"Freddy Fazbear from the hit 2014 game, Five Nights at Freddy's!?" Nagito yelled.

Then, his door was knocked down by Foxy The Pirate from the hit 2014 game, Five Nights at Freddy's.

Nagito screamed in confusion.

"Did you know you can save up to fifteen percent of your car insurance if you use Geico?" Bonnie said.

"What?"

This caught Nagito off guard. Freddy lunged towards his zaza and stole it.

Meanwhile, Maki was trying her best to wake up Izuru and Chiaki. She knew what she had to do now.

Freddy walked into the zaza hut, where Maki awaited him.

"We are going to have a rap battle."

Freddy couldn't respond, for he was an animatronic with no free will and no understanding of what a rap battle was.

"Alright then, bring it on, Freddy Fazballs!" Maki challenged.

And so, the rap battle began. It was so insane that it woke up the weed trio. It also woke up Miku, who came rushing down the stairs to witness the most epic rap battle in history.

The rap ended with an insane guitar riff from the one and only, Freddy Fazbear himself. Though, he did not win.

"Losers. Where is the zaza that me and Chiaki programmed you to steal?" Maki asked, with a grin on her face.

Freddy gave her the zaza and phased through the floor. Physics or whatever, I'm not really a geometry person.

"Uhm... The phone is ringing..." Chiaki stated as she went to pick it up.

A few seconds passed, and Chiaki nodded her head.

"Maki, it's for you."

Maki took the telephone out of Chiaki's hands and a familiar voice was yelling, "What the hell!? You really took every single one of them!?"

"It wasn't my idea..." Maki sighed.

The sounds of arguing erupted from the phone. After a whole day of sleeping, Ena emerged from her room to see what all of the yelling was about.

"What is all of this yelling about?" She asked, definitely not copying what I had just stated before.

"I have a job now," Maki sighed.

"What about the animatronics?" A certain someone asked from the vents.

"They're making replacements. Apparently they were goi- Nagito?"

"Haha, yeah, it's me. You forgot to block the vents again," Nagito grinned through the opening.

"Whatever... I guess the next chapter will be about me working the night shift at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza," Maki began to mark a calendar.

Then, the phone rang again, "Hey, so we're actually going to move you to the day shift. The place has been really busy and we need someone to watch over all of the kids."

The look on Maki's face, was angry enough to scare a small victorian child.

"Well um, good luck!" Miku smiled.

Izuru simply passed away as I, the author, forgot to write a line for him in this section. Just know, he died, and will be resurrected shortly. Thank you for calling 1-800-Izurudied-69420

"*Dies*" Izuru stated audibly as he passed away.

The gang, being shocked, started creating sticks of zaza so they could revive him.

The end :)