Spring Broken [Rewritten]

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[The Beach]

Drtime was in shorts while drinking some alcohol while The Narrator was in shorts and a Hawaiian shirt, the Chibi's were also in bathing suit's playing in the water.

The Narrator: "Well, it's nice to relax for a while after that. I need a break."

Drtime: "You and me both, but one of us has to tell the story of "Spring Broken [Rewritten]". And the other as to look after the Chibi's... Hey, can you-"

The Narrator "No, I'm telling the story this time, YOU take care of the Chibi's. It's your turn to look after them."

Drtime: "Alright, you go do that. [he places down his drink] I'm going to have some fun with these chaotic Chibi's! Woo Hoo!"

He runs and jumps into the ocean with the Chibi's.

The Narrator: "Ugh, anyway welcome back everyone. It's time for "Spring Broken [Rewritten]", and without any more delays. Let's-"

Drtime: "Oh, The Narrator~!"

The Narrator: "God dammit, WHAT?!"

Drtime: "I have more Chibi's for you~"

The Narrator: "Please, end me!"

Drtime: "Look at them~"

He holds out 8 more Chibi's, Chibi Kiki, Chibi Milky, Chibi Coco & Apple, Chibi Kat, Chibi Josh, Chibi Ace, and Chibi Verosika. All were crawling on him with swimsuits with Chibi Coco & Apple in his arms, Chibi Milky and Chibi Kiki on his shoulders, Chibi Kat and Chibi Ace on his back, Chibi Josh hanging on his lower back, and Chibi Verosika on his head.

Drtime: "I'm going to die from so much cuteness!"

The Narrator: "NOOO-"

[Hell]

The day starts with Y/n and the crew in the van, driving towards the office.

Blitzø: "I love this song! You were a spicy little- uh- Demon with the- uh- bleach blonde hair!"

Loona was sitting in the passenger seat next to Blitz looking very annoyed, Moxxie was covering his non-existing ear, Millie rolled her window down and looked out of it, and Y/n was in the back of the van sleeping away. Somehow not awakened by the terrible driving and singing of Blitz.

Blitzø: "Fiendin' for that semen when I caught your stare... "

Blitz drove into the parking lot of the building with a sharp turn making Y/n slam against the wall of the van... not waking him.

Blitzø: "Thought it might be love, but you went--"

He drives down the lane when a pink car pulls into his spot making him panic.

Blitzø: "Oh, shit! Fu-"

Blitz slammed as hard on the brakes making the van skid in the parking lot and making Y/n once again, slam into the back of the seat undisturbed. Blitz turns the radio off and looks out the window with a glare, looking at the license plate saying, "SUCKS-4-LIFE".

Blitzø: "Oh, you "suck for life", do ya?!"

Blitz then pulls out a megaphone and starts yelling at them through it.

Blitzø: "Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your tits out of my parking spot!"

The passenger door opens and someone steps of the vehicle with high heels and it pans on a pink succubus that we all know and love... well, that some of us love.

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