𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬

𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫

[new snapchat friend has been added]

[friend name changed to "anon person 🤨"]

me∣ helloooo

anon person 🤨∣ um hi?

anon person 🤨∣ you're aware it's 3am right now, right?

me∣ yes but ur online now aren't ya?

me∣ whats ur name 

anon person 🤨∣ didn't your mom ever tell you not to talk to strangers online? or in general?? stranger danger sweetheart

me∣ well- yes actually BOTH of my moms did, but psh im older now i can do wtv i please

anon person 🤨∣ you have two moms?

me∣ yeahhh 

anon person 🤨∣ thats super cool

me∣ for a second there i thought you might be homophobic 🧍🏻‍♂️

anon person 🤨∣ nahh i got a lot of queer friends and besides; love is love

me∣ i like u already and idek ur name :D

anon person 🤨∣ what can i say? im quite the charming individual 

anon person 🤨∣ anyways, what made you add me on snap?

me∣ idk man it shows that ur in my contacts but i guess i never changed ur name so i literally dunno who im talking to

anon person 🤨∣ do you always stay up this late?

me∣ nope, just sometimes... when im busy writing smutty almight fanfics

anon person 🤨∣ what.

me∣ IM JOKING AHSBKJNIHS

me∣ how abt we play a little gameee

anon person 🤨∣ a game? seriously 💀

me∣ bro dont make fun of me im lonely ok :(

me∣ ANYWAYS.... so the game is 20 questions

anon person 🤨∣ WOW so original

me∣ stfu

me∣ u wanna play or not?

anon person 🤨∣ fine, i'll play

me∣ perfect.

read at 3:38am, monday