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Him: Horse

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Him: Horse

You: Cutie

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Horse: Want to play Roblox with me?

Cutie: You're at work...

Horse: I know, but I'm in a boring meeting.

Cutie: Playing Roblox will distract you.

Horse: Fine. >:(

Cutie: Don't you start that now.

Horse: *_*

*Cutie Muted Horse*

Horse: That's my name babe. Really?

Cutie: What? Am I wrong?

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Horse: Is it okay if Sasha and Connie come over?

Cutie: Of course, I would love to see them.

Horse: Great! They're on the way, I'll be home maybe 30 minutes after they get there.

*15 minutes later*

Cutie: Don't be mad when you get home...

Horse: What happened? Don't tell me they had a nerf gun fight again.

Cutie: Maybe?

Horse: I CAN NEVER TRUST THOSE TWO ALONE

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Cutie: What do you want for dinner?

Horse: You

Cutie: No. What food?

Horse: You.

Cutie: Be serious babe.

Horse: I am!

Cutie: ... I'll make your least favorite if you don't give me an answer.

Horse: NOT FROG LEGS.

Cutie: Then what will it be?

Horse: Steak?

Cutie: Okay, better.

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Horse: Hey babe I have a question.

Cutie: Okay

Horse: Are you a cowgirl because you like to ride horses?

Cutie: Jean, did you just admit to being a horse?

Horse: That backfired badly.

Cutie: Yeah, it did.

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