Him: Horse
You: Cutie
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Horse: Want to play Roblox with me?
Cutie: You're at work...
Horse: I know, but I'm in a boring meeting.
Cutie: Playing Roblox will distract you.
Horse: Fine. >:(
Cutie: Don't you start that now.
Horse: *_*
*Cutie Muted Horse*
Horse: That's my name babe. Really?
Cutie: What? Am I wrong?
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Horse: Is it okay if Sasha and Connie come over?
Cutie: Of course, I would love to see them.
Horse: Great! They're on the way, I'll be home maybe 30 minutes after they get there.
*15 minutes later*
Cutie: Don't be mad when you get home...
Horse: What happened? Don't tell me they had a nerf gun fight again.
Cutie: Maybe?
Horse: I CAN NEVER TRUST THOSE TWO ALONE
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Cutie: What do you want for dinner?
Horse: You
Cutie: No. What food?
Horse: You.
Cutie: Be serious babe.
Horse: I am!
Cutie: ... I'll make your least favorite if you don't give me an answer.
Horse: NOT FROG LEGS.
Cutie: Then what will it be?
Horse: Steak?
Cutie: Okay, better.
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Horse: Hey babe I have a question.
Cutie: Okay
Horse: Are you a cowgirl because you like to ride horses?
Cutie: Jean, did you just admit to being a horse?
Horse: That backfired badly.
Cutie: Yeah, it did.
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