The Inauguration

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*Kaitlyn walks into the room, stops and stares*
KT: OMG it's a llama
LG: Oh MY Goulager Kaitlyn that's Frank, he's like totally my new best friend.
KW: OMG you stole my line Lucy

*In runs the Doctor - which one? Nobody knows*
TD:hey guys wanna go on an adventure in my time machine?
KT:uh
KW: no thanks actually were cool
TD:TOO BAD. I'M BRINGING THE ADVENTURE TO YOU

*Tardis doors swell and then explode, and hundreds of humans and aliens fill the room, everyone is squished against the walls*
KT, LG, KW:AHHHHHHHHH
Katniss Everdeen:WHAT AM I DOING HERE?
E.T: BE GOOOOOOD
Spongebob: DALALLAL DALALLAL
TD:Spongebob, what have I told you about coming in the Tardis?
*Spongebob Crab dances away/walks out the damn door*
Spongebob:Krusty Krab Krusty Krab
LG, KW, KT:WHAT THE HEEEK
*'we can't play guitar' starts playing. Everyone from the Carkeyverse appears in the room. It enlarges and becomes a dance party*
LG and LG: It's REAL ME AND BOOK ME
KT and L-AP:WHAAAAAT
KW: SONIC SCREWDRIVER WHERE

*Whistling the star spangled banner, dolphins jump through hoops*

LG: Look IT'S THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY *grabs guide and squeals*
SL:this is AMERZING

*Spaceship crashes through roof. ALL THE AVENGERS AMD THE JUSTICE LEAGUE EMERGE*
Iron Man:so we heard there was a party. I brought beer
Bruce Banner:AHHHHHHHHH THERE'S TOO MUCH GOING ON ON
*Bruce turns into hulk and jumps out the window*
Cow:MOOOOOO
GIRAFFE:GUY'S I THINK IM TURNING INTO A... BRUAK
*bowl of of petunias falls out of sky*
MR GARLATO: ICH LIEBE GRAMMATIK
*Mr Garlato Flys away on german dragon named Jan *

Captain America:*sings* NICE TO SEE YOU WHERE YOU BEEN?
I CAN SHOW YOU INCREDIBLE THINK

*In full belt Irish Taylor Swift accent*
Loki: Magic, Madness, heaven, sin

Thor:*in operatic singing to the tune of 'My heart will go on'* Saw you there and I was like "oh my Goulager, look at that face. YOU LOOK LIKE MY NEXT MISTAKE!" Love is a game, do you want to play?

EVERYONE:THOR, WE ARE READING

Thor: Sorry guys, I got caught in the moment. *tear falls down cheek*

Everyone: LEAVE

*Thor leaves, continuing singing and crying and his voice fades into the distance*

*silence*

Frank: I am a Llama

The End

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