(A/N: I hope that you guys like this. This is kinda my (good) first romantic book thing on here. Well, comment, add, and vote please! I already love all of you guys! No homo...)
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Caitlyn POV
What's the purpose of school? Aren't you supposed to learn stuff? Like things that will help your education? Teachers now, don't care anymore. All anybody ever learns about is sex. Teens talking about sex. I'm starting to believe that phrase 'you learn something new every day.' It's sick.
School isn't any better with kids making fun of my pink hair either. People call me childish, but the color suits me. And I dyed it when I got drunk, so it's not really my fault.
I can't learn any school work anyway because most of the time, I don't have the shit, and when I do have it, the kids in the back of the room won't shut the hell up.
I'm glad that its third quarter because I don't think that I can stand these creeps for much longer. And when I get out of here, I'm sleeping for the rest of my life. I won't have a reason to wake up anymore. Being a senior's easy.
I think I might text Courtney after school, see if she wants to sleep over. It's Friday and my parents are on vacation! The house is all mine, baby...
The last bell interrupts my thoughts. I grab my bag and walk out of the room. I pull out my phone and text Courtney:
Heyy u should come over 2day..
I press send and walk to the front entrance. I open the door and walk out to my car.
I open the door and get in, putting my bag in the passenger seat. I stick the key in the key hole.
Haha. Dirty mind. Do you see what these kids have done to me? God, it's wearing off. But then, I've probably had this for a long time. Thanks to Courtney.
"BOOOO!"
I scream and look in the back seat, to see Courtney sitting there cracking up.
"That wasn't funny! You scared the fuck out of me!"
"That was funny, Caitlyn, and you know it. You look depressed. What's wrong?" She asks. This girl needs to start thinking before she gets bitch slapped.
"Oh, nothing. 'Cause I'm totally used to ninjas jumping out of my back seat and making me almost piss my pants." I shouldn't have called her a ninja. I put a hand on my face, remembering the last time that I called her a ninja.
I called her a ninja, once, for dropping her beer bottle, and catching it with her other hand. She was fucking drunk.
There was a guy walking down the street. She said to me 'hows this for a ninja?' She went up to him and put a hand on his chest, stopping him from walking. She got up in his face and said 'what are you doing walking on my street?'
He looked at her like she was a freak. He kept walking. And right then she kicked him in the face. It do any damage to him. He just kept walking. He looked back over his shoulder. 'You better run pussy!' Was the last thing she said to him.
"I am a ninja..." She says with a superman look on her face. I burst out laughing.
"I bet if we had a 'best ninja' contest, I would win." I knew that I could. I've had a ton of ninja moments. All of them on accident. You can't do a ninja moment on purpose.
"Deal," she says and holds her hand out. I shake her hand.
"Deal," I say back. "When?"
Courtney looks up and puts her hand on her chin. She's such a man. "Tonight. The park, I guess. Caitlyn vs. Courtney! Bring everyone you know. We're gonna battle this out fair and square. Ninja style." I laugh at her choice of words.
"Just don't wear a ninja suit. Shit like that just makes you look insane." I remember one year where, for halloween, she dressed up in a tight ninja suit. She thought that it would make her look smaller, so that the adults would give her candy. That ninja suit made everything visible. Some perverts kept staring at her, and basically followed us around for half of the night. That was embarrassing.
"You want a ride home? Or do you want to come over to my place?" I ask her, looking at her through the mirror.
"This whole ninja thing is interfering with our fun... But I'll come over to yours. We'll call people there."
I nod and put my bag in the back. Courtney climbs up to the passenger seat, and flops down.
I can see her looking over at me through the corner of my eye.
"Mmhmm..." I guess she wasn't looking at me. I mean, she says this when she sees a hot guy. And she's not a lesbian. She's slept with a lot of guys.
I look over at her, she's watching a guy sit on his car, waiting for someone.
"Never mind..." She points over to a girl walking over to his car.
I start the car and drive out of the parking lot. Courtney's still looking at that guy. Wow, she needs to get a life. But, hey, so do I.
Once I pull up in my driveway, I grab my bag and open the door.
"You do know that you have a boyfriend, right?" I ask her once we get inside.
"He's boring. Sometimes, I envy lesbians." I let out a laugh as she says this. I nod my head agreeing with her.
I don't really worry about boys. It's been two years sense I've never had a REAL relationship. If I could settle down, I would. But guys are all dicks now. Just last week I got asked out by Derrick. But I just laughed and said no. I can't deal with that much popularity.
It's best to stay out of everyone's way. Not get noticed. That's how I live anyway.
Courtney opens the kitchen cabinet, and pulls out a box of gold fish. Wow. And chips? This girl could eat Walmart and not gain a pound. She's a fucking twig.
"You eat like a pig. I just don't get it..." I didn't even eat lunch and I'm not hungry. I even watched this girl eat a sandwich too!
"Shut up, pink head! You make it seem like you don't eat," she says. "Do you still have that karaoke game?"
"Kept it just for you!" I laugh,and walk over to the game rack. "No, not Mario. Umm. Found it!"
Courtney does a fist pump. This girl acts like a child. The school district shouldn't have let her pass. She's graduating this year.
Oh well. I might as well just have some fuckin fun!
"You're going first!" I yell to her.
"Yes!"
I get out the mic and hook it to the wii. I untangle the cord, and hand it to Courtney.
I turn on the wii, and I let her chose her song.
She's scrolling through the list. There's you make me feel. There's All Day, my pick. She chooses Boyfriend. Wow. She's gonna ruin this song.
(A/N: comment guys! Tell me what u think! I'm going to get pissed at Courtney. I'm a Justin Bieber fan, and.... Yeah... Comment! Vote! Add! Plzzz!)
