Joe Bidens POV:
I really wanted my friend Ligma Balls to come over so we could hangout. I remembered I could text them and ask if they were home. It was the end of the school year and we didn't have anything to do over the summer.
I decided to text them after a few minutes of thinking, I texted them on discord and started off by sending my favorite 9/11 meme.
Biden uwu: *9/11*
Suck my fingers: LMAO
Biden uwu: do you wanna come over and hangout, my cute little tootsie toe? 😖🥺
Suck my fingers: okay
I was so happy they agreed so I got ready and prepared for the best time of our life.
Ligma balls POV:
Joe Biden asked me to come over so I quickly got ready to leave but suddenly I heard my name get called. I slowly turned around to see my dad who suddenly came back from getting the milk after a couple years, standing in the hallway staring at me. I screamed so loud that the earth collapsed and ran out the door to Joe Bidens house.
3rd person POV:
Ligma Balls made it to Joe Bidens house after a couple minutes of walking. They both lived fairly close to eachother so it wasn't that bad of a walk. Joe Biden and Ligma Balls got set up to watch a movie as Joe Bidens cat named Shrexy walked in swaying her tail so majestically and Ligma Balls instantly fell in love.
Joe Bidens mom called for him and he had to leave shortly after to do something. Ligma Balls and Shrexy were left alone together in the house, as they both sat fairly close and watched the movie.
Ligma Balls POV:
I looked at Shrexy and as I was doing so I noticed she was already looking at me. My whole face turned red and my balls got all sweaty and sticky. I was extremely nervous as she smiled at me sitting up. I was staring at her for awhile when suddenly a bright glow came off of her and seconds later she was human! She was absolutely gorgeous as I gazed into her bright yellow eyes and her dark hair and skin. I think I was staring for awhile because she got all red and nervous as well. "I'm sorry." I said nervously. "That's okay, i dont mind." She fluttered her eyelashes.
She was so fucking beautiful and I slowly moved my hand on hers. As I grabbed her hand she smiled and held hands with me as I scooted closer. I gazed at her and looked at her whole body. She had every curve in the book and she was so hot. My face went so red and I looked away all flustered and nervous as she giggled and kissed me on the cheek.
My face lit up as she did then and I looked back to her and she kissed me passionately on the lips. I was stunned for a moment and kissed her back grabbing her by the waist and pulling her in.
