"bro are u trying to get with me or something??" said 2d in a weird squeaky voice.
"maybeee...." murdoc dragged his words and twirled his hair with his finger. (HELP 😭)
"is that a yes?"
"depends on what ur gonna say"
they both looked at eachother for a moment and gave eachother THAT look....
murdoc SMASHED his UGLY ASS CRUSTY GREEN lips onto the blue haired guys.
2d moaned a lil bit, but it was cut short when he got a whiff of his breath.
*2D MIND*-------------------------------------------
"naw his breath smells like gooch grease"
"aint no way he think he getting this boosay"
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murdoc didnt stop for like 5 mins
then murdoc started whipping IT out
"woah.." 2d gasped
"ya like it huh??" hissed murdoc in a raspy voice
"dont get mad but..."
"but what?????????"
"erm... w-why is it so... um"
"big?"
"no, no. far from it. infact.. i was gonna say small."
"why is it so small.."
"and why do you smell like gooch grease."
murdoc broke down in tears and ran out of the room.
(yes, his murcock was still out)
he started running down the stairs which leads to the kitchen where russ and noodle were making breakfast.
"aw man..."
"noodle close your eyes, mudz is being weird" said russel
"noodle, we need to.. throw these sausages away."
"theyre grossing me out now"
noodle giggled
(murdoc rn)
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"ayo mudz."
"what do you want" *sniff*
"what happened dude?"
"2D CALLED MY DICK SMALL"
"i mean.. he isnt really lying."
"FUCK YOU RUSS... IM LEAVING"
murdoc stormed out of the building.
"what happened" said noodle softly
"D' called mudz dick small. and hes mad about it i guess" said russ
