Shadow: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things.
Sonic: Hi, I’m ‘things’
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Shadow: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?
Sonic: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out in bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?
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Shadow: Bro, I had a dream we f**ked.
Sonic: Bro, relax it was just a dream.
Shadow: Huh, gay, I wouldn’t fuck you.
Sonic: You wouldn’t?
Shadow: I mean, unless you want to-
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Sonic, barging in: Syphilis!
Shadow:
Sonic:
Shadow: Pardon?
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Shadow: As the top in this relationship, I think we should-
Sonic: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.
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Shadow: Dom or sub?
Sonic: I guess Domino's, since I don't go to Subway that much. Don't see why you'd put them in the same category though.
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Sonic: Hey, wanna take a shower with me?
Shadow: I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shoot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.
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Shadow: Go f**k yourself.
Sonic, smugly: Sure, but only if you watch
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Sonic, with a headache: Advil me up, daddy.
Shadow: I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.
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Sonic: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.
Shadow: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?
Sonic: Seize the d**k.
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Shadow: I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK roleplay, but I’d get way too into it.
Sonic: What- how?
Shadow: You’d be like “come to bed … Mr. President” and I’d be like, “I need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18.”
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Sonic: I’m the sexiest bi**h in this therapy waiting room.
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Sonic: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?
Shadow: ...Have you never taken a shower before?
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Shadow to Sonic: If we were in prison you would be like my bi**h
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*at the supermarket*
Shadow: All right, the last item on the list is "virgin oil."
Sonic:
Sonic: Wow. Imagine being an item and still being called a virgin.
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Sonic: What’s your body count?
Shadow: Do you mean sex or murder?
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Shadow: I love saying 'f**k me' because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly.
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Shadow: Life keeps f**king me and I can't remember the safeword.
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Shadow: You look good in that hoodie.
Sonic: You know where else I'd look good?
Shadow, zero hesitation: My bed.
Sonic, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?
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Shadow: I feel like doing something stupid.
Sonic: I’m stupid, do me.
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Sonic: What’s sexting?
Shadow: I'm not having this conversation with you.
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Sonic: Do you think sex without love is a sin?
Shadow: If it is, I’ll see you in hell.
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Sonic, on the phone: So no head?
Sonic: *Throws phone and breaks skateboard*
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Sonic: Talk dirty to me~
Shadow: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high.
Sonic: Wha-
Shadow: The economy is in shambles.
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Sonic The Hedgehog Incorrect Quotes {Sonadow/Mephilver}
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