Green Day Oneshots

The Silly Saucy Sub

tw: swearing (I honestly didn't think I'd swear so much, oh well)

941 words

Billie was at the music studio, he swiveled in his office chair while screaming into his phone

"HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU, WE DON'T WANT TO RAISE THE PRICES!!"

Did I also mention that Billie was extremely hangry

He was having a phone meeting about the next concert Green Day were booking, ticket prices was one of the topics being discussed and he was sick and tired of how hungry the venues were for money

"EVEN AT THE PRICE THEY ARE AT RIGHT NOW, SOME PEOPLE STILL CAN'T AFFORD IT, YOU HAVE NO CONSIDERATION FOR THE FANS YOU ARSEHO-"

"Hey! Billie, what's going on?" Mike had just ran into the room after hearing the commotion

Billie put the phone's receiver on his shoulder, "They want to raise the ticket prices, but we know that that is a STUPID, THOUGHTLESS, IDIOTIC-" Billie redirected the last part back into the phone

"Woah, Billie calm down man-"

"I WILL NOT CALM DOWN MICHAEL!" he stood up and threw the phone on the floor, almost breaking it. He then slumped back down as his stomach growled. Mike gave him a look, picked the phone up and then put one hand on his hip and the other pointing at Billie like an angry dad

"I'll deal with this, you get out and relax, okay? Eat, go for a walk, maybe you'll meet Tre on the way, I got this," he put the phone to his ear, "hello this is Mike"

Billie huffed and stormed out into the lounge. He took in some deep breaths and thought about what he wanted to do. He looked around and his eyes landed a bit too intensely at the fridge. His stomach grumbled

I'm fucking starving

He raced no-one to the fridge, and opened the door

As usual, there was nothing that peaked his interest, just some eggs, coke and random vegetables

I could really do with a fat sandwich

He pulled out his mobile and searched "sandwich shops near me" and to his luck there was a new café that was only a five minute walk from the studio. He put his shoes on, went outside and headed towards the café

A waft of yummy scent of freshly baked bread started to creep into his nostrils as he got closer, he could almost see the trail of scent that lead to the new café. As he entered the scent hit him in the face and he almost threw up as his stomach gurgled 

Apparently it was loud enough for the whole street to hear, because everyone within a 30 metre radius seemed to turn their head to look at him

Great, just the attention I wanted

The till worker laughed and asked "when did you last eat sir?"

"ugh, probably at 7am"

He had gotten up early to mess around with sounds in the studio by himself and had forgotten to eat since

"Sir it is now 4pm, I think you are due for a meal" they winked

Once again his stomach roared a wave, "argh" Billie was now hugging his belly in pain

A random customer chirped in "get this man a sandwich for crying out loud!"

All the costumers in the que agreed dragged him to the front of the till

Fuck, this is so embarrassing, what if people recognise me? What if I end up on the front page for being a hungry bastard?

"So, what do you want to order sir?"

Billie looked up at the menu, all the names were weird and had no description of what they actually were. He could really care less what they contained at this point

"Fuck it, oof, I'll have the Silly Saucy Sub, hmmmm" Billie cowered with pain and blushed as he heard some giggling from behind him

I swear I'll drop kick them if they don't stop

"Coming right up sir"

He grabbed onto the till desk and tried to salvage any sanity he had left to wait. The till worker started to make the sandwich, Billie couldn't tell if they were purposely going slow to wind him up or not, he eyed every movement they made to create his meal

"Alright here it is, that will be-"

Billie ferociously grabbed the sandwich and shoved it in his mouth, munching down like a wild animal, making unintelligible noises and falling to the floor

A man in the café burst out laughing and headed towards the till, "Don't worry I'll pay for it!"

Billie looked up at the man and shouted "Tré! You bitch, why were you laughing at my suffering?" he then started to laugh as Tré flipped him off

"You know what, just take the fiver, keep the change," Tre chucked a five dollar bill at the till worker and picked Billie up over his shoulder, "come on BeeJ, lets go to the studio"

"put me down!" they both laughed as Billie squirmed in Tré's hold, still inhaling the Silly Saucy Sub

They managed to get back to the studio and encountered Mike sipping a coffee

"What the hell have you two been doing?" Asked Mike

Tré put Billie down on the sofa and got his phone out and wiggled his eyebrows, "why don't I just show you the footage?"

Billie's face dropped "NO YOU DID NOT"

"Oh yes I did!"

Before Billie could storm over at take Tré's phone, Mike was rolling on the floor with laughter

"What the fuck is a 'Silly Saucy Sub'" Mike cried out

"Don't worry Bill," said Tré, "I totally haven't posted that on Instagram"

"YOU FUCKER!"

The rest of the evening commenced with a lot of chasing and swearing from you know who

Hello, I hope you enjoyed this oneshot! If you would be so kind as to let me know what you think of it, that would be delightful:)