Shawn's Little Secret

The Beginning Of The End

AN: Hi! My name is Kat. I'm going to be writing this story. It's kind of stupid at first, but it will get better. <3

Shawn was a little boy. He loved to play with toys. He walked in his closet to find his fuckboy. He then, kissed himself and said "E.T. Come on. Mom is making dinner."

"Okay." E.T. said.

Shawn walked downstairs and saw his mom.

"Hey Karen." he said.

"Hey, sweetheart. Where's E.T.?" She asked.

"He's coming." Shawn said.

"What we're you two doing up there for the last hour?" Shawn's mom asked.

"Um. Just hanging out." Shawn quickly said.

"Okay. Here's your McDonalds." She said.

E.T. walked into the kitchen.

"Oh E.T.! WANT YOUR FOOD?" Keren asked with a smirk.

"Yes please mum." E.T. said as he sat down on the floor.

"k. I'm going out to party and get drunk. Love you! Take a shower Shawn." Shawn's mom said before she left.

E.T. was laying on the floor eating nutella.

"Who says, who says, you're not perfect? Who says your not beautiful? Who says?" E.T. sang.

"E.T, do you want some homework? You can't go to school since they don't allow cunts. I printed out some worksheets for you." Shawn said.

"Shore." E.T. replied.

"baby baby baby oh like" Shawn sang.

"Okay, go upstairs and sit down. I'll be there in a minute." Shawn said while finishing his fries.

"kk" E.T. said as he stood up.

"E.T. is getting an education." Shawn said with a smirk and a nod.

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