"Soulmates" - South Park - Dip

idk what to put here :3

"Kiss me, Pip." Damien looks into Pip's eyes with romantic intent. "Of course!~" The lovers' lips almost touch but then suddenly, Pip's eyes open back up. The sound of sadness and stress, the alarm clock rings. It was a dream, and it wasn't the first time he had dreamed that, but they never actually got to kiss. Ever since Damien came and left so soon after with Pip's heart. He never got to feel true affection again. He yearns for that kind of love, where he's always loved and looked over. As if he were a small delicate flower. Pip fell for Estella for much of the same reason, despite her being so cruel, he knew she wouldn't let anyone lay a finger on him. He never really had that, his parents died all too soon. A kindly man named Joe took him in, but soon enough after that he was off to an orphanage in another county, "it's almost as if I'm not meant to be loved. I've dealt with it my whole life, I suppose I'm just a loner." He thinks to himself.

"Well, I better get ready for school!" Pip says with a feigned smile. He gets ready quickly and begins walking to school, the snow outside makes him even sadder.

Butters: "H-Hey Pip! Happy Valentine's!"
He says, walking alongside pip.

Pip: "It's Valentine's?!." Pip says in shock

Butters: "It sure is!" Butters says innocently.

Pip: "Oh. I don't have a valentine. I don't even have love."

Butters: "Awww I love you Pip! You're the sweetest person I ever met!" Butters gives a warm smile.

Pip: "I don't think you understand. I want
romance, I want cuddles, I want affection."

Butters: "You really haven't met anyone yet?" Butters asks in an innocent tone, not meaning to sound rude.

Pip: "I tried so hard to be with Kenny, but he liked you I guess."

Butters: "I'm sorry Pip."

Pip: "it could have never really worked for me, Kenny's popular, so are you. I'm not."

Butters: "Hey, I never thought I'd ever be popular! Maybe your dream is right around the corner and you can't see it!"

Pip: "Yes, maybe I'll run into Damien again one day!" Butters pauses for a second upon hearing that name

Butters: "Damien? That was in elementary school! You still like him?"

Pip: "He just left so suddenly! And he was grateful for me! And on the day I was gonna confess my feelings, he moved out!"

Butters: "I'm sorry that happened to you, I don't remember those old times so well."

Pip: "I'm just sad I missed a chance to be with someone as pretty as him."

Kenny walks up and pushes Butters.
"Hey there precious!~"

Butters: "Hey Ken! love you!"

Kenny: "So what are you pretty boys talking about?"

Pip: "Relationships and things of that sort."

Butters: "Pip is a little blue that he's all by himself." Butters tells Kenny.

Kenny: "Well, who knows, Maybe you could try your luck with Damien, now that he's back!" Kenny says with a positive smirk.

Pip: "Damien?" Pip says unable to believe his ears.

Kenny: "You haven't heard? Damien! Your friend from 4th grade!"

Pip: "Really?!?!"

Butters: "Damien is really back?" He asks immediately after.

Kenny: "Well I heard Damien is coming back, not sure if that's just a rumor"

Pip: "I can't believe it! Oh my goodness, I oh so hope it's true!"