I froze up. I did not breath. I was like this for at least 5 seconds. I was finally ready to speak up. I was about to start talking, but Satan snapped his fingers. At first I didn't know what he had done. Then I realised that Satan had closed my mouth. I had no mouth! Where my mouth once was, there was just skin...
Satan turned to me, and explained.
"Junjoo. I feel a powerful presence close by. So, it's either Jesus, or a Teletuby. I'm not sure." He explained, making me uncertain if he was joking or not.
He snapped, and gave me my mouth back.
"Umm, Satan, a-" I began, before being rudely cut off.
"Junjoo, Junjoo... stfu," he said.
Suddenly, the house lit up. The roof floated up, and Jesus flew in.
"YOU!"
"YOU!"
They both threw a punch, hitting each others fist.
"Ooh eeh aah.. ooh.." they both exclaimed, shaking their hands in the air.
Satan utilized the opportunity and flew away. He raised his hand, and shot a blast of purple energy from his hand, hitting Jesus. Jesus threw a halo boomerang at Satan, nailing him. Satan raised his hand to shoot a ball of fire. But, before he could, Jesus flew at him.
He threw one punch.. two punches.. three punches! Satan was not doing good. Jesus stabbed Satan in the eye with a cross. Satan sat on the floor in the house, dead. Or at least that's what Jesus thought!
Satan jumped up, panicking, not knowing what to do. Satan used his remaining magic and transformed into a goat. He rammed Jesus, and repeatedly started kicking him. One kick, two kick, three kick, four kick, and all of a sudden, Satan's legs lit on fire. He let out the fifth kick, and it blew up. Jesus went flying threw the house. Week, Jesus muttered,
"You win this time Satan! But I will get you next time! Goodbye!"
Satan gave me money to repair the damages, and we helped clean each others wounds. We then threw a party, and celebrated. At the end of the day, we decided to cut this chapter short because it was already very action packed and totally awesome. (I know this chapter is very very very short, but it's already so action packed and has a freaking fight between Jesus and Satan. That is what everybody wants.)
