After the partay, we got in the Satan mobile even though Satan can fly, and we decided to drive to Vegas. To gamble, see shows, and they heard of Holy Grail sightings in the slot machine. On the way there, Satan's trunk flew open, and some important luggage flew out. It was Leonardo DiCaprio! Before they could pull over and get him, the vultures came by and picked him up. They flew him to who the hell knows where. Satan launched his goats horns at the vultures, but it turns out they work for Jesus. Since Satan had only used the weakest horns, it wasn't very effective! Satan then called in reinforcements.. nah, he just ordered a couple brewskies.
"Listen here Junjoo, we need to get back Leonardo! How do we do this?"
"I don't know, Satan. Tell me, why were your attacks useless against those birds?"
"Well, Junjoo, turns out they were Jesus's spies, "
"Oh,"
"Well, better get goin'!"
They entered the dessert, prepared to sell there souls to find Leonardo.
When, all of a sudden, a stray voice they had never heard before can be heard.
"HEY! YOU! LET'S BATTLE!"
Dodododododododo de de
Stranger threw out Metapod!
Satan2424569 threw out Charmander!
Metapod used harden! Metapod's defence increased!
Charmander used scratch! It wasn't very effective...
Metapod used harden! Metapod's defence increased!
Charmander used scratch! It wasn't very effective...
Metapod used harden! Metapod's defence increased!
10 hours later...
"YES! Finally.. Metapod only has 1 HP.. just one more hit!" Satan explained, to himself.
Stranger used FULL RESTORE!
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" A very angry Satan yelled while sorta yodelling at the same time.
10 hours later
"YES! METAPOD HAS 1 HEALTH AND IT IS MY TURN!"
Charmander used scratch! It wasn't very effective...
Metapod fainted! Stranger threw out Metapod2!
"WHAT THE FUUUUUU- EEEEEHHHHHAAA!" Satan yelled...
1 year later
Charmander used scratch! It wasn't very effective...
Metapod6 fainted! XP gain blah blah blah. We left the trainer, crying, in his misery. We had to find Leonardo. While we were looking, we saw a vulture in the sky carrying him. We ran after it. Alas, it was to fast for us as it could fly. We could fly to, but we were stupid. After a few hours of running everywhere, we knew we would need a fortune teller. So. we called Madame De Mandorano. We met up with her and she told us to head north until we saw the maneki-neko. Once we saw that, we would have to head west.
There, we would see the great barmanananaanan tree. In the highest perch, we would find something that helps.... we complied. We went north. We saw a monaki-neko, however,the path was guarded by Sir Doolingtum, the greatest guard in existence.
But, we fought him. Well, I did. Satan told me he did all the work and I sucked at doing work so I should do something. Or something along those lines. However, he fucking rekt me.He rekt me.. Satan had to step in and throw him away. After Sir Doolingham was gone, we turned west, and the tree was right there. RIGHT THERE! The fight was pointless.
We climbed the tree (it was actually a sapling) and found the greatest treasure ever... a bag full of shrooms. Satan and I took the shrooms. Everything was crazy. I don't remember exactly what happened that trip. All I know, is when the drugs wore off, we were in a tree with a bunch of skinned vultures. Leonardo DiCaprio was right in front of them. They ran after him, but before they could get him the vultures picked him up.
"Junjoo! Hop on my back! LET'S FLY!"
"サタンに行こう!我々 は彼を保存する必要があります!" Junjoo replied
"Junjoo, you're not a fuckin' Anime character!" An angry Satan replied, adding a bitch slap at the end.
Ignoring what Satan had said, Junjoo got on Satan and they flew away. Satan, being the awesome man that he is, launched his level 20 Satan horns at the vulture's wings, making it drop Leonardo DiCaprio. Satan dove down to get him, but, unfortunately, Leonardo fell into a lake of Holy Water. Since the water was holy, it limited the powers of all three of them, since they were all Satanists. Satan was effected by this more than anyone, since he was a demon. He fell down, to the ground.
With DiCaprio in the holy lake, and Satan passed out near it, Junjoo was the only one alive, barley. Despite his weak state, he did it for Satan. He forced himself through this holy area. He could sense Jesus near by, laughing at him and limiting his power even more. He pushed himself to the limit to save DiCaprio. But could he make it in time? He was weak, and DiCaprio was approaching a waterfall. Will Junjoo make it? To be continued..
