Scourge: Dude, what the heck is this? *points at the computer screen*
Mystery: HEY! THAT'S MY FILES, YOU BASTARD!!!!
Red: Wait-Is that pokemon?! *points at my files full of pokemon.
Sonic: Mystery, I thought you're with SEGA?! T^T
Shadow: Don't be stupid, Sonic. It's just picture. Plus, it's just a few files.
Tails: Yeah. Mystery is more of a Sonic fan. Look... *points at the info of my file named "SONIC"*
Red: Are you serious?! 3K files and 10+ folders?
Mystery: Break my record, niggah! I collected that for years. That's only the 3/4 of it niggah. I still have my files in the tablet. 030
Red: Well, I'm thankful that I'm just a poke fan. XD
Mystery: Sonic beats Pokemon, Senpai. Face it!
Red: NO WAY!!! THEY'RE WAY MORE CHARACTERS IN POKEMON THAN SONIC!!! >:|
Mystery: That's your wish. Sonic has comics, games, shows and even..... Okay, can't add anything else. XD Wait-*thinks* And music! I forgot about that one again.
Red: But POKEMON is more famous in our country!!! Face it! You can't find any shirt or even a simple action figure in any mall!!! You can't even find any v-games (video games) here!
Mystery: Maybe you're right. I can't find any. Even a simple CD. I have to travel all the way to Japan or America just to find a stupid small action figure. T^T *cries*
Red: Awww! Come on, I know you can find one in our country! You just haven't seen it. You can do it!
Mystery: Yeah, right! :3

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Who's the Crazy Person Now? (A Random Story with Sonic and friends)
HumorI know. I'm a crazy weirdo so I tried making this book. *audience says boo* :'( I'm trying. Anyways, I'm making this book out of nowhere. XD