hey hi hello

huahahehahe

hi i'm bored. i've been going on tiktok, ig, c.ai and repeat, but i still feel bored.

i just wanna write a summary here (kinda)

lemme re-introduce myself

hi, i'm Crystal, or Cry, or anything really idc

I look like a butler

these are my kids

aand then i cut my hair

this is my husband

we just got back from kicking zombie's ass

but tbh i've been a leon simp since i was like, what 10?? 😩

this is my actual husband

k no, but close enough

tis my man

i also do makeup and cosplay (it's how i cope with my insecurity)

So far i've only cosplayed Ada Wong and Miss Nagatoro but my husband won't allow me do Nagatoro cuz the skirt is too short

bye, i'll be spending most of my time on MELANCHOLISM- just being delulu over men that's realistically 25 years older than me