3 of Aces

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in 4B:

Amy, Penny and Bernadette are having gal's night

*toilet flushing sound*

*phone notification rings*

Penny ( asks curiously): Ooh I wonder what is going on?

Should we check her phone?

Amy: No, Bernadette will be mad

Penny: I can't help myself, I feel it's something BIG

A few seconds later:

Penny: Omg WHAT?

*shows Amy text*

Amy(ecstatically): that is AMAZING! The odds of getting into a car crash are higher!

A few minutes later:

Bernadette: Hi guys

Penny: Hi Bernadette

Bernadette: Wait up, lemme check my phone

Penny and Amy in unison: Ok

Bernadette: Omg Omg

I have to text Howie!!

In guys night:

*playing D&D*

Howard: Bernie just texted

She said the ObGyn said that we are having triplets

Raj and Leonard in unison: That's GREAT Howard!

Sheldon ( states matter of factly): The odds of having triplets are higher than becoming a millionaire. I bet half the millionaire's are frauds, especially nowadays.

Leonard: Aren't you happy for him Sheldon

Sheldon: Yeah I am happy for him to have mediocre babies that will attend Rice University and contribute to climate change

Leonard( irritated): Sheldon!

Sheldon ( submissively): Ok ok, I am happy for you Howard

Howard: Thanks Sheldon 




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