I have this little thingIt's probably just a fling
Two guys I like a lot
I think they're really hotThey always spend a lot of time......together that's why they both shine
I can't pick who I like the best
Only time I can tell okay it's Jeff
Jonathan and Jeffrey, I hope you understand
That I would like to take both of your hands
I've already written stories inspired by both of you
Although Jon has more characters it's true
Such an awesome pair
It really isn't fair
That I can't work or hang
With my favorite men
Jonathan and Jeffrey, I hope you understand That I would like to take both of your hands
I've already imagined a future with both of you
But it's impossible to pursue
I accept life won't give me a chance
So I'll settle with this plan
If we all get old
And all the partners gone
If you two will find in your hearts
To marry each other for starts
Jonathan and Jeffrey, I hope you understand
I just can't imagine you two settling holding other hands
I always thought if you guys were both gay
That you two would still be happy, hey!!!
Jonathan and Jeffrey, I hope you understand
I just can't imagine you two settling holding other hands
I always thought if you guys were both gay
That you two would still be happy, hey!!! (repeat then fade)
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Two Wuvvy Guys
PoetryA parody song to the tune of Two Wuv by Tally Hall note from the lyricist: this parody is not to be taken seriously, hence it's a parody. It's a comical song and the lyricist is aware that it's problematic to forcefully ship friends. Who are the tw...