The bf I think is perfect

Oh darling..

Natasha was waking up in her bed while Isaac her bf was cooking

Natasha: b-babe.. babe... babe!? BABE!?

Natasha: AHHHHHHHH!!!

Isaac: oh shi-

Natasha bursts out of the room with a blanket

Isaac: good morning bitch

Natasha goes and hugs Isaac

Isaac: could I cook? Oh my gosh get tf off me.

Isaac: cmon don't give me that ugly look..

Natasha: okay babe im going back to bed I love you

Isaac: I don't hope a roach bites you when your sleeping.

Natasha: before I do.. what are you cooking my sugar booger with sprinkles on top

Isaac: what the fuck. Don't call me that bitch ass motherfucker

Natasha: but babe.. *sniffles*

Issac: get the hell in your room cringey ass

*Issacs mind: I should break up with her bro she's so cringe I cannot handle*