Rudy: I think I'm falling for you.
Mini: Then get up.
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Rudy: I've already sent good vibes coming your way... they're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them.
Mini: This is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up
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Aru: Welcome, fellow idiots
Aiden: Hello Aru
Aru: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot
Aiden: You underestimate me
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Aiden: What's up, guys? I'm back
Aru: What the- you can't be here. You're dead. I literally saw you die.
Aiden: Death is a social construct.
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Aru, struggling to keep upright in 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don't really think heels are for me
Nikita, pointing at her and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK
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Brynne: *stubs her toe* FUCK
Mini: Mind your language!
Brynne: What else am I supposed to say, "Woe is I"?
Mini:
Brynne: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes, Mini
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Aiden: This is such a bad idea
Brynne: Then why are you coming along?
Aiden: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
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Brynne: Change is inedible.
Hira: Don't you mean inevitable?
Brynne, spitting out coins: No, I did not
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Interviewer, going over Aru's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you're creative.
Aru: Yes
Interviewer: Okay...may I know what you create?
Aru: Problems
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Sheela: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?
Nikita: Go the fuck to sleep.
Sheela: What gif I don't want to?
Nikita:
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Aiden: Don't stay up all night, Aru. The last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to eat your own shirt.
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Aru: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?
Mini: Neither
Mini: Because it's twelve
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Brynne: Three words. Say them and I'm yours
Hira: Three words
Brynne:
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Aiden: It's dark in here
Rudy: Don't worry dude I got this
Rudy: *stomps his feet*
Rudy: *skechers light up*
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Aru: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Aiden: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Aru: Absolutely not.
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Nikita: In light of what you did for me, you can hug for four to five seconds.
Aru: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Nikita: No! Four to five seconds!
Aru: Too late!!
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Aru: Do you think you'd actually notice if someone didn't cast a shadow? Or if their limbs was just slightly too long? Or if they had just a little too many teeth? Like how many times have you passed something on the street and you just didn't notice it?
Brynne: stay woke monsterfuckers your love is out there!!
Aru: Y'know what? Not my point at all in any way whatsoever, but I'm glad I could be an inspiration
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Aru: Woah, Hira has a really nice smile
Brynne: Yeah.
Aru: I wonder what it would be like to kiss it.
Brynne: Yeah–wait NO–
Aru: AHA
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i just stole some (note: all) of these from tumblr so forgive me and my copy cat ass
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The Potato Oneshots
Fanfictiondisclaimer: I do not own any of the characters! They belong to Roshani Chokshi. That's all I guess
