Liceandturds

June 6th, 2023

i dont know how to start stories help

JUNE 6TH 2023 

Torin woke up to a discord message from his best friend Assbooty, saying; "Wanna join my server😔" "It's so dead im ashamed." Torin, being the great best friend he is replied with; "yes if@it will make you happy". Most of the time, Torin had the worst grammar ever. Assbooty warned me (Torin) that it was just her cousin and a 'random gay person'. Torin was scared a little bit at first, but decided to stick with his answer. 

Assbooty sent a server invite to her best friend Torin, and he clicked it. Immediately, he was brought to a server with, including him, had four people. Assbooty, Ivy, and the. Torin was confused, to say the least. He greeted everyone, said hello, and he and Ivy quickly became best friedns forever. the never came online, but Torin had a feeling that they would also become best friends for life. 

The three friends talked for almost two days straight. Then, one faithful hour, the came online. "OMG HI THE HOW ARE YOU" "OMG ITS YOU" "OMG HI",  all sprung from the peoples accounts, flooding the server. Jay seemed confused to say the least. Assbooty had known the the longest. Apparently, me and the were mutuals on my my chemical romance fanpage. I soon found out that the's name was Jay. Torin and Jay, for about 30 minutes, hurled insults at eachother, and called eachother slurs. Torin spoke in german, and Jay did not understand.

Jay and Torin came to their agreement after Jay send the polish danching cow song. Jay and Torin realized how alike they are. The next day, Jay and Torin called for like two hours or something. Just then, Torin was tapped on the shoulder. HE WAS KIDNAPPED BY THE DEVIL. Jay saw EVERYTHING HAPPEN. He immediately ended the call and went to thr server titled Liceandturds, to tell his friends about what he saw. "GUYS TORIN GOT KIDNAPPED BY THE DEVIL. WE HAVE TO GO GET HIM BACK." Jay explained. "OH EM GEE NO WAY HE GOT TAKEN." Assbooty exclaimed very not excited. "HE MUST HAVE TAKEN TORIN TO HELL, WHERE HE BELONGS." Jay said, tears threatening to spill from his eyes. His best friend has been taken to hell. 

"We meet in texas, the portal to hell is there. We're gonna get him back guys." Quesadilla said, strongly and confidently. Everyone questioned quesadilla. "We're all 12 to 13. how are we getting to texas??" Jay asked, just as confused as everyone else. "Steal money from ur parents or someting. Get a plane ticket losers." Quesadillas status changed from online to offline. The other two knew what to do, Jay ran to his kitchen, and grabbed the coffee tin from under the sink, opening it to reveal 1 million dollars. This could get him to Texas for sure. Assbooty was already a billionare so she didnt have to steal money. All three booked their tickets.

Meanwhile, in hell, Torin was in a cage, being forced to listen to shape of you by ed shitran.  "NO! NO PLEASE LET ME OUTTA HERE!" Torin pleaded, the devil showing him no mercy. "ANYTHING BUT THIS PLEASE" Satan simply walked away from the boy, sobbing on the floor in fetal position. 

thats it for this one die