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The signs on a date:

Aries - Says they are going to the bathroom but leaves the restaurant
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Taurus - Sees another couple and pushes them out of their seats so you and your date can sit there
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Gemini - "So uh how many people have cheated on you"
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Cancer - "Fuck this" Leaves
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Leo - "Lol I'm already married with four kids lmao"
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Virgo - Sits awkwardly
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Libra - Sees someone else and ditches their date
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Scorpio - "Haha this was a dare to go on the date lol"
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Sagittarius - Doesn't show up
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Capricorn - "Will you marry me?"
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Aquarius - Actually does good on the date
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Pisces - "Hmm, can I get three cheeseburgers, a hotdog, six chickens, and a brownie?"

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