Harry's Fairly Oddparents

the new god child The Letters from No One

"Cosmo and Wanda! I've got your new assignment waiting!" The Austrian accented voice of Jorgen Van Strangle called the two Fairy Godparents from the waiting room they'd been sitting in. They'd had a short break period of not having a Godchild after they had been taken from Crocker, and Bill Gates not long before that, not to mention the rash of terrible godkids before that and their last godchild Timmy Turner was now a fairy , but they'd finally had enough of a vacation, and all but demanded Jorgen give them a new godchild, they only hoped he didn't give them another one for the Hall of Infamy out of spite.

Cosmo and Wanda quickly flew after Jorgen, who handed them a file of one the "most miserable kids on the planet" that would be their charge for the next few years, and sent them on their way to the Fairy Cab before they went Jorgan talk to Wanda privately
"Wanda I recommend you not telling your new God child about the prophecy until he's  older enough Wanda showing her the prophecy  it read The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord approaches... born to those who have thrice defied him, born as the seventh month dies.."yes Jogan" said Wanda if He must not be named comes back" he is how last hope" said Jorgan you mean Volde- Cosmo started to say "DON'T SAY THE NAME" . Snapped Jogan very scared.   He than disappeared again. Wanda led Cosmo into the cab so he wouldn't get distracted and opened the file, starting with the standard picture and name, followed by location and other information.

The boy in question was small, incredibly so in fact, and he had a pair of glasses that looked to be beaten and battered, causing Wanda to place him as a victim of bullying, but the thing that made her feel the saddest for the child was on the reasons for misery section of his file.

Name: Harry Potter

Age: 7

Sex: Male

Race: Human Wizard

REASONS FOR MISERY

Orphaned by Dark Lord "Voldemort" due to prophecy pertaining to God child on October 31st 1981

Left with Magic fearing and hating Aunt and Uncle Petunia and Vernon Dursley due to falsely accused god father being sent to wizarding prison of Azkaban on life sentence.

Regularly emotionally and mentally abused by Aunt and Uncle in fits of fear and jealousy, Abused physically on rare occasions.

Victim of rampant bullying from his cousin, Dudley Dursley and said cousin's "gang"

Child is forced to do most of the chores around the residence, cleaning, cooking, yard work, etc.

Is given very little food and is locked into the cupboard under the stairs when not working or attending school

Rank of misery: 10th out of all qualified god children on Earth.

Wanda frowned in both sadness and anger for their new Godchild, he was abused and hated by his family, because of a gift he obtained from his parents, and if she was correct, a victim of one of their previous god children. He had been worse than Maryann and was probably the only child to not have any sort of photograph in their house, in either hall. She sighed and put the folder down, explaining the situation to Cosmo in small and easily understood terms that their new Godchild was easily one of their most miserable and most deserving of Godparents, which the two of them were more than happy to provide.

"But Wanda, how are we going to introduce ourselves? He sounds like he's watched all day, and we can't be seen by his relatives or we'll be taken away before we even get to make his life any better." Cosmo asked Wanda, proving that he did have at least some tact when it comes to
their godchildren.