Qibli: *Gets down on one knee*
Winter: Oh my god, it's finally happening.
Qibli: *Falls over*
Winter: The poison is kicking in.
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Moon: Winter isn't answering their phone
Qibli: I'll call
Moon: Kinkajou and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Winter: Hello?
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Qibli: Hah! 69! You know what that means?
Winter: What?
Moon: That you're a child.
Kinkajou: HOW'D YOU GUESS MY IQ!?
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Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Qibli: Sh!t.
Winter: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Moon: OH MY GOD KINKAJOU FELL OFF!!!
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Qibli, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Winter, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Moon, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Kinkajou, trembling: What are we playing
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Qibli, about Winter: Apparently we're getting someone new in the group.
Moon: Are we stealing them?
Kinkajou: New or used?
Qibli: Wonderful responses, both of you.
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Qibli: Moon, can I talk to you for a second?
Moon: Yeah, what's up? Lemme guess. You and Winter are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?
Qibli: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I've read books.
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Qibli: I'd like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.
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Qibli, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Winter, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you're staying home and having my kids
Moon: what the fuck are you guys doing?
Qibli: playing systemic oppression
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Qibli: We need a distraction.
Winter: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Moon, whispering: My time has come
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Authors note: this is sadly the final chapter of this incorrect quotes I will still be updating the other stories but this is the end to this book.
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