This is the story of Braxton
Braxton is riding his skateboard down the street, when he gets the slight hunger for something spicy. He rides his board down to his nearest 7-Eleven Store. A cool breeze hits him, which he needed to feel in this humid summer heat. Braxton makes his way to the front desk after grabbing some blue Takis chips. He gives the depressed employee the chips thrown lazily on the counter, along with a ball of crumpled up dollar bills. Braxton waits as the employee tries to separate the ball when he sees in the corner of his eye a jar filled with various coins. As the worker finally hands over his Takis along with his change, Braxton with a quickness swipes his belongings along with the jar of coins and dashes out of the building. The employee doesnt even make an attempt at stopping him. He doesnt have the heart to. Braxton hops on his skateboard, and books it down a hill, being careless and not looking where he's going. As he's speeding down, he moves the jar to the front of his body. As he's doing this, a car with a driver who's texting on her phone fails to notice Braxton speeding her way. Braxton meanwhile has broken open the jar and is about to reach for all the coins in the jar when the driver in the oncoming car finally notices Braxton. She tries her best to his the brakes.
At this moment, a singular copper penny sent down to earth with the force of Zeus himself connects with Braxtons neck at light speeds. The sky turns black. Billions of individual streaks of thunder soar through the sky. Not even a 100,000th of a second has passed. These lighting strikes hit Braxton and his surrounding area with absolute mace. Each strike carry's over 100 Billion watts of electricity. The penny has actually fully solidified Braxtons bones, giving him extreme Fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva that will forever lock his joints. He also now has lead poisoning, tetanus, and level 8 throat cancer along with a serviere case of testicular torsion.
1 Billionth of a second passes.
The earth has been completely and utterly destroyed. Every living being has been electrocuted to death or worse. Only a select few people are still alive, but that surely won't last forever. The woman and her car have now been refused to a flash of light and ash. Her nervous system is barely visible anymore. Soon, she will cease to exit. Oh yeah Braxton! Braxton is hurtling towards the center of the earth at Mach 60 speeds. He's already 2/3rds of the way there, and he is absolutely unrecognizable. His body is now reduced to the size of the same penny he was struck with. His leftovers has been spread throughout the globe, maybe even in space. He can't hear, he can't feel, and he can't see. Not a singular creature on the planet has an idea on what's going to happen.
1 full second passes.
The entire Milky Way galaxy has exploded. After Braxton reached the center, the earth exploded, causing the sun to explode and take everything else with it. 14 billion years of constant human evolution, all gone to waste. All for a jar of coins. And it's all Braxtons fault.
