Chapter One: Welcome to RSU!

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After passing all of his classes, Rukario was welcomed into one of the best schools in the United States. He was accepted into Rukario State University. His main goal was to blow up (HA NOPE). His main goal was to work on his doctor skills and get a diploma for his doctorate degree.

Rukario: Ok, day one...

Charz: Ayo, watch out fucker!

Rukario: My bad bro.

Charz: That's right, and you better keep it right mothafucka. With yo annoying ass and yo yee-yee ass haircut, you're lucky to be here.

Rukario: Tch, man, go fuck yourself.

Superintendent Thor: What is going on here?

Charz: This little punk ass almost ran into me.

Rukario: It was an accident sir.

Superintendent Thor: Well, ok. Yall are men, stop acting so big and bad Charz, just because you're bigger than everyone doesn't give you the right to pick on them. Now, head off to class friends.

*Charz grabs Rukario by the throat and shoves him into the locker*

Charz: You lucky mothafucka. So damn lucky.

Rukario: Ok man, I am sorry.

*Rukario joins his doctorate class and sees Rukaria*

Rukario: May I sit here?

Rukaria: Fuck no! That's where my boyfriend Charz sits.

Rukario: Ok, sorry...

Rukaria: Ok, fuck off now!

Rukario (to himself): Man, why is everyone so fucking hating on me... 

*Out of nowhere, he hears Quilaver*

Quilaver: Hey man, you ok?

Rukario: Yeah man, thanks for asking.

Quilaver: Don't worry about them assholes, say, do you want to meet me and my girlfriend over for dinner tonight?

Rukario: Uhhh, sure man. Thanks!

*After class, Rukario heads over to Quilaver's place*

Rukario: H-hello?

Quilaver: Ayo, what's up fam!

Rukario: Nothing much, what you doing bro?

Quilaver: Nothing much holmes, say, come inside and meet my girlfriend!

Quilavia: Heya!

Quilaver: Quilavia, this is Rukario, Rukario, this is Quilavia.

Rukario: Hello there.

Quilaver: He was getting bullied by a couple of people. Their names are Charz and Rukaria.

Quilavia: Oh, poor Rukario... Why were they bullying you?

Rukario: I dunno, maybe it's because I am new to Rukario State University.

Both: Oh ok!

Rukario: Oh yeah, by the way, I've heard that there's a new sports coming up. Called the err... the... errr...

Both: The Rukario Games!

Rukario: Yes, the Rukario Games!

Quilaver: It starts in a month, but we can help you study for exams and shit like that.

Rukario: Ok!

*So, that night, Rukario, Quilaver, and Quilavia all stood up all night to study for the exams. Luckily, there were no classes tomorrow, so all three studied to their heart's content*

Rukario: Ok, day 2.

Charz: Listen up mothafucka, the games are coming up and I'm the chosen one to win and become the champion

Rukario: Ok, cool!

Charz: Heh, yeah. Don't try to compete against me, or else I will fuck you up so badly that you wish that you're back in your mom's womb!

Rukario: Hey bro, don't talk shit about my mom! She passed away because fuckers like you killed her!

Charz: Oh boo fucking hoo. It's life, get used to it.

Rukario: Tch, man fuck you.



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