That old geezer🤦‍♀️😡😭

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I was walking down the street at about 11:00 pm. When I saw a old man walking down the same street as me, he then looked at me with piercing eyes it was almost like they were coming inside me. But then I hear him say "hey baby gir-😈"but then he started to cough and cough over and over again. I ran away thinking to my self "this old geezer got coronavirus 🤦‍♀️"
As I run back to my little house in the woods I open the door and immediately run to my bedroom and lock the door thinking about what just happened🥲 I then went to sleep
😴😴😴😴😴😴😴

You wake up to realize it's already 6am!
You run down stairs in your PJ's grabbing some captain crunch, as your opening the fridge you look inside and see a carton. as you grab it and start to pour it in the bowl, you take a few bites but then it hit you "this isn't milk?!"
You then pick up the spoon and examine the "milk" the sticky white substance starts to drip back into the bowl as you look down in disgust,  

you look at the time, "ITS ALREADY 8AM?!"
You start to sprint upstairs and quickly put your uniform on, as you run out the door you see that goofy ahh old geezer from last night. Rolling your eyes as you try and turn away and find a different way to school but it was no use. You felt. A tap on your shoulder, as you slowly turn around you see the old geezer smiling at you...menacingly. You try and pry his bony ass hand off your shoulder but he just kept it there until you stopped struggling. He then opened his mouth say the words "I got a switch you wanna come and...smash?"

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