THE WEDDING BREAKERS. ( A Jelsa Fanfic..Sort of. )

> CHAPTER 1 <

Merida POV

I raised one of my eyebrows at Anna. Crossing my arms. " Well," I said rather sharply. "Care to explain?" Looking straight at Anna. Yes, I was angry. A little bit more than that.

We were having an emergency metting or something in Anna's room.It would be nice if it wasn't so girly.The walls were painted a bright pink as if a thousand fairy princesses barf in it.there was also a queen size bed(also pink)with white frilly drapes on it.A tall white bookcase mostly fill with romance novels and a gleaming white table.

Back to Anna...I gave a loud sigh.

Anna'sface was all red and herb eyes were all puffy looking.like she's been crying .I thought suspiciously .Next to her ,was my couson Rapunzel who was trying to comfort her,handing Anna tissue after tissue.Rapunzel is the sweetest person I've ever known in my whole life. She is blond,beautiful and honestly the greatest. and cutest friend I've ever had.Which is not many,considering the fact that I'm not really girly and not into love,pink,makeovers or anything that involvea make up.Dressing included.

I slumped my shoulders as Rapunzel gave me a look that said "well,can you explain?"nodding towards Anna.I shrugged my shoulders as if to say"girl,I'm just as confused as you are,,""Anna,"Punz said gently,stroking her hair."what's wrong?"wrong thing to asked because Anna suddenly turned a shocking shade of red.She looked like that freaking Annabelle doll.She started waving her arms wildly as if she was possessed."My life is ruined!"She shouted between sobs."why is love so cruddy awful?!"I carefully started backing away from her.When Anna is in the middle of this um...situations.Best to steer clear.

Rapunzel looked really worry and mouthed 'help!'I groaned.Why is it always me?"Hans broke up with you didn't he?"

I know I must had sounded really mean but sometimes I just cut straight to the point.Period.Anna glared at me.Oops!

I slowly reached for the door saying a silent prayer under my breath.

"No!Why should he?!"Anna snarled,hurling a fat pillow at my face.Did I forgot to mention that when she is in this kind of situations,she can be really aggressive?

"Ouch!"I cried,stumbling to the floor.Groaning a little,I muttered,"Should have duck."Rapunzel bit her lip and started squirming.Rapunzel can be a little bit intimidated by Anna.I don't blame her."Then what?!"I asked/growled ,growing impatient .I drove half across town,miss my archery practise and nearly got run over by a truck.All for Anna ."What good did that gave?"I thought bitterly,but I had to give her a chance to explained.Better be a good one.

"Is it that bad?"Punzie asked timidly.Its like watching a mouse being tortured by the king.Anna being the king obviously.Anna just glared at her''Bad?!"She said dripping with sarcasm,"Its worse,matter of life and death!"

Rapunzel turnef pale."B..but ..your ..ttttext..only ..said..'m..my..h..house..ASAP!"she squeked."Come on Anna,"I pleaded trying to sound pleading and sweet.It was hard work."What is so wrong?"Again wrong thing to asked as it just made her angrier.Anna screamed in her pillow for five minutes.It was so loud I expected the windows to shattered in mere seconds."what's wrong?"she yelled ,"Oh,I'll tell you.My sister is freaking marrying in a month!"Rapunzel nearly fallef off the bed and I for once was speechless ."Close your mouth Merida,you will attract flies"!Anna snarled .

"What's so wrong about that?!"I snapped back',"I thought you were just dying to have Peter Pan as your brother-in law.You even started calling him 'brother'!"I calmed down a bit,rubbing my temples .Rapunzel stared open mouth at my attidute.Crossong my arms angrily,I added,"And stopped being so mean.."turning away.

"I'm sorry...,"Anna said softly.I almost couldn't hear it.Tears welling up in her eyes."great,"I groaned,"Now I'm the bad guy,"staring at Rapunzel who was begining to stroked Anna's hair while humming a lullaby.I nearly broke into tears myself.

I gave a loud sigh,"we're not going anywhere if we fight",flopping onto the bed."And we can't read minds just so you know,"I added for good measure.Anna remained quiet but she slowly knodded.Rapunzel took this as a cue,"then what's wrong?"Finnaly were getting somewhere!

"Its just..."Anna trailed off.We waited eagerly.She wiped away her teats angrily."Elsa.."she began slowly."Is not marrying Peter.." I stared at her dumbfounded."what?where?how?why?"Rapunzel asked,shaking her head in

disbelief."more importantly", I asked loudly"WHO?!"

Tears in her eyes she cried angrily,"Jack Frost!'"Then Rapunzel fainted .

Authors note:I'm still new here so forgive me if my story sounds lame or whatever .And ignore the grammar and spelling mistakes,please.I'm also I very slow typer so I'll update as soon as I can or at least once a month.Also,can you give me any ideas on my book?because that will be very helpful.Thanks!