Its my life (Self Insert)

Its my Prologue

Viewer discretion its advised its contents are a bit cringe since its his first story

16/06/2023

???: The year its 2023, everyone looks around the world different since the virus, 6,891,729 deaths due to it. But now i find myself... strange because of my own problems and laziness aaand being a hardcore trash talker and i don't even play COD, its very funny how i can be to people to others i might look like good guy but with my parents its another story the total opposite, since im unable to follow orders (im not a good soldier) but writing this makes me realize how much of a fucked up person i am while also having good abilities i can cook stuff, how to use a knife (whenever i clean it i feel like fucking Hannibal Lecter) i know how to use the washer and dryer, while also taking care of my pet but i think im just too much of an insolent SOB.

*Stops writing and starts massaging its wrist*

That would be all, i just hope that today becomes a good day.

*Closes Diary*

The camera started to back up to show the person writing on the book a 19 year old, 5.9 inches tall, brown haired, Hazel eyes and pale skinned boy. That dressed with a black short, black shirt with the punisher logo on it and using a pair of Black running Shoes and weared  a pair of glasses.

POV first person

*The cover of the Dairy reads property of Jose Eduardo*

Edd: Now what will I do since the regulator of my console no longer works?!.

I could use the wii again.

*Turns said console on*

Now what to play? I might as well finish my Driver license in Mario kart.

Sponge bob narrator: Five minutes later.

......... i need food.

*Goes to the kitchen and starts making a sandvich*

Bread, ketchup, mayo, mustard, ham slices and cheese.

That should be it.

Time-skip 10 minutes later (I know im doing too many skips but this my life in a nutshell)

Third POV

After washing the dishes we see Edd just lying on his bed, hearing bohemian Rhapsody while falling asleep.

Edd *I wouldn't mind a nice nap*

As he starts to fall asleep a portal opened from his bed and sucked him in.

(Basically like this but without the death obviously)

Edd: *Wakes up due to being sucked towards the portal*

*Confused and scared * WH-A-AT THE FUUUUCK IS HAPPENING.

 THIS IS SOME FANFIC SHIT.

*Starts to fall through the portal*