this is completely satire
HEHEHEHE
May The 18th, 2023
Super Professional: And finished! A New Battle buddies game! Let's put some new buddies, old buddies, and a new boss!!
Frog King: Hey, what about me?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?
Super Professional: fuck you, Anyways new boss Marissa!!
Frog King *in mind bc there's no better way*: I must yeet Marissa, but I have to sneak into Battle Buddies 2 first!
Meanwhile
Donnie: Oh cool, we got to stay, wait who tf are you!??!?!
Fea: hi am new
Donnie: cool
Frog King: pst pst Donnie
Donnie: what the fuck do you want
Frog King: how does the new boss look like??
Donnie: i have no fucking clue the game has just begun
Frog King: AAAAAAAAAAA- you know what? I'll find out another way!!!
Prickly Pete: what the f-
Frog King goes to Super Professional's super cool plan stuff
after 999 quad trillion years
Frog King: THEY REPLACED ME WITH A ANIME GIRL!?!?!?!??! THIS ISN'T ACCEPTABLE I MUST YEET MARISSA NOW!!!!!!!
The Shop Buddies: what
Meanwhile with Marissa
Marissa: why are these mfs so slow wtf- wait who are you?-
Frog King: I AM THE OG STARTER BOSS AND IM HERE TO YEET YOU!!!
Marissa: WTF SHIT-
and then Marissa got yeeted the end
extra: bread made a theory where Frog King was Slime King and Marissa was Mother Nature
wow a tower heroes reference?!?!!!??!!
amazon
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bring back frog king + add back shop buddies
HorrorWE NEED TO BRING HIM BACK and shop buddies
