"I Said That While I Was Drunk!!!"-A Hetalia Oneshot Collection

LietPol

I noticed I had a high ranking for this tag, even though I didn't have a part for it yet, so, here you go!

By the way, this story takes place when the Soviet Union was still around.

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Lithuania and Poland were a part of the Soviet Union, which meant that life was rough for them, day and night. The two European nations decided a light drink would be enough to calm them down, and hopefully get them through the coming week. However, "a light drink" to Poland meant "get shit-face drunk".

"Like, I just don't fucking get it, Liet! Why the hell do WE have to do ALL the work for Russia?! It's just not fair!" Poland cried, downing bottle after bottle of vodka. "I do not know, Po, but you should stop drinking so heavily. Russia will know we were in here, and then he will hit was with his pipe again!" Lithuania said, a bit traumatized from the last time Russia had caught the two doing something they shouldn't have, and Russia hit them with his "Magic Metal Pipe of Pain" and separated the two, causing the brunette to worry about his friend all night long.

"I don't give a fuck! I'm tired of this shit! I'm not having a good time!" Poland slurred, leaning against his friend, causing the green-eyed nation to blush lightly. "Well, no one thought being a part of Mr. Russia's empire would be fun..." He mumbled, wrapping an arm around Poland. The Polish boy hugged Lithuania tightly, causing his blush to darken.

"O-Ok, Po, I-I think it's time to get you to bed..." Lithuania said, trying to stand up. "No..." Poland said, pulling the Lithuanian back down, causing him to yelp a little.

"Poland, seriously-" He was then interrupted by Poland saying two words.

"Kiss me."

Lithuania's face erupted into a bright blush, possibly putting Romano's blushing to shame. "Wh-WHAT?!" Lithuania said quietly. "You know you heard me, Lietzy...~" Poland said. (I have NO clue if I spelt that right, I was basing it on what I've heard from the show.😅)

Lithuania froze for a second, and kisses Poland's cheek. "Your no fun!" The blond nation said, pulling Lithuania in for a REAL kiss. Lithuania froze, and slowly melted into the kiss, running a hand through Poland's blond locks.

Just then, the door opened. "Well, I can see you two are having the fun," A voice spoke, causing the two to jump apart. Russia was standing in the doorway, holding his pipe. Poland and Lithuania were terrified at first, before Lithuania jumped between his love and Russia.

"Don't you DARE touch a HAIR on his head!" Lithuania, Poland, and Russia could not believe what had just happened: Lithuania had just stood up AGAINST Russia! Russia's face had not changed from his usual smiling face as he grabbed Lithuania by the arm, and started dragging him away from Poland like he had the very first time they were separated.

However, this time was different. Because Poland was drunk, he had more confidence. He stood up, and yanked Lithuania out of Russia's grip. "Do NOT touch MY Lietzy!" Poland cried, even though he was absolutely TERRIFIED on the inside.

"Very well, you win this time, you two. But be warned, I will not being so gentle next time something like this happens," Russia said, leaving the two alone. Poland released the breath he was unaware that he was holding until now. "Poland, you saved me!" Lithuania cried, hugging the blond tightly.

"I couldn't just stand there...Not after what happened the first time he did that..." Poland said, laughing a little. "How can I ever thank you?!" Lithuania asked, grateful that Poland actually HELPED him this time. "You could...Be my boyfriend..." Poland said quietly, blushing a little.

"Of course, Po, I will be more than happy to be yours!" Lithuania said, kissing the drunken blond's cheek. Poland could not have been happier, he was finally able to get Lithuania to be his, and the next time Russia tried to take him away, Poland would NOT be so merciful as he was that night.

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Sorry if none of that made sense, it's a bit hard for me to write when I have music playing right into my ear.😅

But I hope you all enjoyed that! I had fun writing this, and making Poland be a hero and steal Lithuania's heart in one night.

Also, PLEASE do not attack me over the accents, those accents are EXTREMELY DIFFICULT to write!

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