link the silly One Shots

elf king link

On a very sunny day link walked around his town minding his own silly buissnes.
But sudenly a man spawned out of no where and spoke:"hElLo BaByGiRl". Link was very confused and looked at him Questionning his life desicions, but then the Man spoke again:"aRe YoU lEgOlAs?". He Paused. But what came next shocked link:"bEcAuSe Ya FoRhEAd Is So BiG" suddenly out of nowhere people started yelling BOOYAH. Link just stod there completly flabergasted until He sillyly spoke:" how dare you insult my hair line" He wanted to leave until the men ran infront of him telling him something shocking:"wAiT i HaVe A sEcREt" the Man paused."i Am LeGoLaSeS dAd ThE eLf KiNg". Little silly link was shocked until legolas came out of the crowd:"Hey thereeeeee i am legolasssssss the princeeeee of the elfsssssss and i am a girly Pop gay and am Totaly in love with aragonnnnnnn". That was it until legolas despawned to get ass fucked by aragon. Link was even more flabergasted and then the elf King spoke again:"tHaTs WhY i CaMe My SoN iS a GiRlY pOp GaY aNd I nEeD a NeW pRiNcE fOr ElFeN tOwN aNd I aSkEd YoU bEcAuSe Of Ya BiG aSs FoRhEaD"

And thats how silly link became the New King of Elfen town