CHAPTER #1 - Freak Me - Silk (8)
Being A Good Girl Ain'tt Easy Yahh Noe Mahh Marjiie Iz On Dis Goin Churchh On Every Sundayy Tipp Wahh Dahh Rass . . . I An NOT Pleased Wah Kindah Fuckeries Ish She Playin At...Well I Ain'tt Dat Bovvered Bcoz It Meanz I Get Tahh Go SHopping Bcoz Apparaently Dahh Clothes I Own Are Not "Suitable For Church" Oh Skeeeen...Enuff Of Dahh Hype Talkz Lets Get Down Tahh Business Mahh Name's Chardonnay I'm 14 Goin On 15 Gee I'm Half Nigerian, Quarter Mexican and Quarter Jamaican (Ish A Smexii Mixx ALii3 ) I Got Long Black Hair Dat Goes Curlyy Wen Ish Wet Kindah Ting I Got Brownish Hazel Eyes..Buhh Dey Are Choong Anywaiiz Mahh Skin Is Chocolato Brown Even Doe I'm Meantt Tahh Be Mixx Up Oh Well I'm Still Happy Wid Wott God Gave Mehh Ummm....Well Ish Dahh Summah Holidaiz SO I'm Lookin For Excitement Inna Mahh Life..And I Need Tahh Find It Quickk Tymee....Dahh Holidaiz Cannot Be Dead Wen I Journeyy Backk Tahh School Ish All GCSE's And Wot Nott Right ABout Now I'm Stuckk At Hoem Doin Jackk Doo-Doo So I'ma Reach MSN And Bebo And See Wott Deyy Are Sayiin Styl.
*DENENENE MSN AL3RT THiiNGY *
( I'ma Dahh Fireman..Fire For Fire Man( says:
Wahh Gwarn Choongting???
(*)I'M A STAR T3LL YAHH BOYFREiiND ABOUTT MEE(*) says:
I Jus Signed In An Yuwe Wste No Tiem Tahh Start Talkin
( I'ma Dahh Fireman..Fire For Fire Man( says:
don't watch dat...so was good styl
(*)I'M A STAR T3LL YAHH BOYFREiiND ABOUTT MEE(*) says:
I'm Bless Yahh Noe...Buhh I'm Bored Gee..I Need Sum Excitement In Mahh Life
(I Knew Wot Dis Kinky Bre Woz Finkin He's Been On Me For Time And I Got Him On Smash Nicely )
( I'ma Dahh Fireman..Fire For Fire Man( says:
excitement yeh..come to mahh yard and i'll show u excitement
(*)I'M A STAR T3LL YAHH BOYFREiiND ABOUTT MEE(*) says:
loooool Yahh A Jowkahh Yuwe Know Aboutt I SHould Come To Your Yarhhd...KMT..
( I'ma Dahh Fireman..Fire For Fire Man( says:
u now u wnat sum of dis >>>>>(Changes His Displayy Pikk To One Of His Packz)
(*)I'M A STAR T3LL YAHH BOYFREiiND ABOUTT MEE(*) says:
Dat Looks Noice Tru Talks Buhh I'll Pass
( I'ma Dahh Fireman..Fire For Fire Man( says:
u want me to cum to ur yard and smack dat african batty of urz
(*)I'M A STAR T3LL YAHH BOYFREiiND ABOUTT MEE(*) says:
Yuwe Know Boo I'm Gone..I'm Leavin Yuwe And Yahh Kinky Talkk If Yuwe Are Big Man Cum To Mahh Yarhdd And Smackk Mahh Large Nigerian Bum
Came Off Dat Nicely Ish Too Earlyy In Dahh Morning For Kinky Talkk Man Lemme Go Have Mahh Bath Firstt Den I'll Go On Beboz
I See How All Dese Gurlies Sayy Deyy Have Loong Showerz And Wott Nott Buhh Nott Me I Scrub Mahh Bodyy I Ain'tt Jus Gott Raped Buhh Das Dahh Nigerian Wayy Yuwe Scrubb Yahh Self Wid A Konko Anywaiiz I Hadd Mahhh Bathh Den Put On Mahh Pinkk Robe And Creamed Mahh Self Wid Mahh Vaseline Sensitive Skin Care Lotion No Cocoa Buttah For Me Den I Started Lookin For An Outifit I Ain'tt Goin No Where So I Jus Drew For Dahh White Shorts And A White Vest Top..Simplyy Mee
