oh peanut butter - i want ur nut

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pov kevin:

i came.
i came strapped to school today with your favorite treat.
yesturday, you taunted me with your long black locks - today i will make sure that never happens again.
it was creaming in my pockets, i had to hurry up before the nut busted in my pants.
my posse pulled up, ready to attack.
"you got the goods?", hannaj asked.
kevin motioned her head down to his lower region.
"the nuts here, don't worry".

evan walked past, pirates on a boat blasting through his earbuds.
it was time to strike.

for a moment - kevin didn't know which nut he wanted to bust out, but hannaj looked at him, prompting him to hurry.
kevin pulled out.
kevin pulled out a pack of peanut butter and launched it at the lil emo boi in the hall.

just as the nut touched evan, he turned around and hissed.
"what can't handle your nut?" hannaj taunted.
kevin felt a sting of regret in that moment , noticing the sting on evan face.
then evan got down on the ground and started crawling away, holding his neck as he scampered to the ground to find his epipen.

for just a moment as he was booty scooting away, kevin wondered what it was like to be the floor.
"let's go swuad" hannaj rallied up the posse to leave.

"let's go swuad" hannaj rallied up the posse to leave

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