Smut- Dave Lizewski

Crema batida coño

Translation: Whipped cream cunt/pussy

(I am deeply sorry if that isn't the correct translation!!)

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It was the next morning.. where the fuck is Dave? Didn't even get a kiss on the cheek. I roll out of bed, sad as hell. Where is he? Why didn't he say anything, no text, no call, nothing. Is he cheating? My Dave? Cheating on me? Fuck this shit. I stomp downstairs into the kitchen, where i see a little note; 'Check the pantry ;)'.  Hell no! "The Fuck?" He thinks just cause what happened yesterday, fixed everything?  And why the fuck is music playing?! [Damn, he's dumb as fuck. Annoying ass.] I go to throw away the note because it was pissing me off the more i looked at or read it.

As I went to throw it away, I felt hands wrap around my waist. "I'm batman.", Dave whispered in my ear.  I kinda jump at the sudden movements. "Leave me alone, Dave." He tried to kiss my cheek, but I pulled away. I went to the fridge.

I pulled out strawberries and whipped cream [MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE!], and placed it on the island and went to get a bowl from the cabinet. I placed it down as I looked up to see the whipped cream gone. I then see Dave at the other end of the island, shanking the whipped cream can. "Give it back." "I don't think I can do that, babygirl 😉." "Just give it back, you asshole." "And what if I don't? You're gonna kick me in the balls?" " I should, you dickhead. Just give it to me so I can eat." "Come and get itt~" I speed towards him as he laughs.

"You know I love you, but right now you're being an asshole." "You're the asshole. Just give me the whipped cream back." I reached up to get the can, and felt something hard on my stomach. I looked down to see Dave's boner. "You know you're really sexy when you're mad? So sexy. You're really turning me on, baby.", he said while "I don't give a fuck, give me the whipped cream." He's being  fucking annoying [Likee? Let a bitch eat.], "Alright fine. Keep the whipped cream. I don't want it anymore."

I before I could walk away, Dave grabbed me by my waist and placed me on the counter. "Leave me alone. You're being an asshole." He opened the whipped cream and squirted it on my lips. He then licked it off and made-out with me. I can't lie, it was hot as hell, but i'm still mad. I quickly kissed him and tried to hop off the counter. He put his arms by my side and scooted up so I couldn't move

"I know you want me. You know you want me. What's holding you back?" He asked while smirking, "I'm going back to sleep." I replied. I pushed him out of the way and walked back upstairs. I'm going back to sleep, fuck this shit.

Dave's POV:

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I feel bad about what I did to Y/N. I trying to act calm about 'the thing' (the proposal😛). I don't know.. I walk upstairs to Y/N and I's shared bedroom with the whipped cream, she wasn't lying when she said she was going back to sleep 😅. I walk over to her and go under the sheets. I pull down her panties, and squirted whipped cream into her pussy. [yeah...] Damn, she's a heavy sleeper. Didn't even move. I put down the whipped cream and started licking her. She always taste amazing + the whipped cream is making me go bat-shit wild! [BEST FLAVOR COMBO] After I'm done with her pussy, I won't have to eat lunch or dinner if she let's me do this again 🙏.

Y/N's POV:

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I woke up to sounds of squirting and the feeling of my pussy being licked [Uhhhhh.. who tf?] It felt good but I was quite confused about the squirting noises so I lifted the sheets. WHIPPED CREAM!? MY WHIPPED CREAM?! I wasn't going to yell, but I was actually liking this. [FUCK THIS PUSSY BOY, FUCK IT 😫]

I grabbed his hair and tugged on it, and closed my eyes back. "fuck daveee~" [head game on 10] "hey baby, you're awake", he said while stopping and smiling. "what the fuck are you doing? i'm still mad at you.", I told him as he put hands by my sides, pushing himself up towards my face and kissed me. "i'm sorry baby. you know i love you. i didn't mean it."  I cupped his face in my hands and the kiss only go steamy-er [is that even a word?] I felt a hard ass boner again on my thigh, this time.

"just fuck me already, you asshole." Dave pushed the whipped cream on the floor while he pulled down his pants and his boxers. His cock sprung out and we both stared at it. It was thick, vein, long, and dripping with pre-cum 🤤. "Do you want me to it or do you to ride me? Anything you want.", he smiled at me [annoying ass]. I kissed him as I slid him into me, I moaned at the feeling of his girthy cock in my whipped creamed pussy [past tense; it did have whipped cream, BEFORE INTERCOURSE BEGAN].

I bit my lip trying to hold back my moans as Dave started to pound into me. "I'm s-so sorry b-baby. I-I didn't me-mean to make y-you maddd~, Dave started to whimper. [this man is so sexyy] "You're so tig-tight babyyyy~" I moaned. All I could do, honestly. I was missing this.

I flipped him over and started riding him, he felt soooo good. "fuck, daveeee~" "i know ba-baby, kee-keep riding daddy's c-cock. go-good girl." He whimpered ad i moaned his name. "daveeee~ yesss~" we made out once more before Dave stared pounding into me faster, showing he was reaching his breaking point. "FUCKKKK~ FASTER DAVEEE~ YESSS~" He whimpered signaling he was going to cum. "C-CUM FOR DADDY BABYYY~" He let out a loud moan before shooting his cum into me, "aghhhh~ keep going pretty girl, ride daddy's cock for however long you want." , he said to me as he panted.

He so sexy when he's out of breath. I arched my back. I started bouncing on his cock as his hands where on my hips guiding me. "YESSSS~" I was close 🤏. 5 more thrust was all it took; "CUM! AGHHHH~ CUMMING DADDY!" I cummed on his cock, while my eyes rolled back. I couldn't even form a correct sentence 😒. "Good girl. You did such a good job taking and riding daddy's cock." I layed on his chest, out of breath. "s-stay inside me, y-you fe-feel warm." He smirked and kissed my forehead. "I love you, Y/N. You did such a good job. You think you can walk?" He asked. "n-no. you have t-to make dinner. i love you d-dave." He put his hands on my ass and kissed my forehead once more as we both drift off to sleep. I love him 🩵.

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YEAHHHHHHH 1204 wordsssss! YEAHHHHHHHH!
this seems ass buttttt...
i'm going to sleep 😛.
-sushibby 🥓🥚🧀