Satire Chain Message I made

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⚠️Read all of it! I mean it!!⚠️













🥳A massive surprise is waiting for you!🥳

Next year is going to be your year:

😘Your crush will ask you out😘

🦟you won't have to deal with any bugs for a whole year🦟

🤡your bully will fall in love with you🤡

👩‍🎤you'll get to see your favorite singer at a concert👩‍🎤

👩‍🍳your mom will make you your favorite meal for dinner👩‍🍳

💂you'll get to go visit the queen💂‍♂️

🧠you'll pass all your classes🧠

🤧you won't get sick🤧

😴you'll never have trouble falling asleep😴

🫣4 people will ask for your number🫣

🥰you'll get the perfect body🥰

😼you'll get a partner😼

🙌you'll achieve your goals🙌

✈️you'll go on your dream vacation✈️

🍀you'll have good luck🍀

✨you'll get clear skin✨

🐈you'll get your dream pet🐈

👒you'll get lots of compliments👒

👯‍♀️you'll have loads of friends👯‍♀️

🤩your mom will get you a new phone🤩

🤯you'll have the awakening of your life🤯

FORWARD THIS MESSAGE, OR YOU WILL HAVE BAD LUCK FOR 7 YEARS!!

SEND THIS TO 10 PEOPLE INCLUDING ME!!!!!!! IF YOU GET 6 BACK, YOU'RE LOVED!! If I don't get one back, I understand.

DON'T RISK IT!!!!!!!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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