Zalgo:
Greeting Victims,
We're gonna slaughter your asses
BEN:
I know a place
Where blood's considered sexy
Blood, knives and gore
There's probably drugs in the water
Eating, weird things
I'm lookin' at you eyeless Jack (that's gross)
The fangirls
Break their necks
Trying to actually get with killers
You could travel the world
But nothing comes close
To the girls with the knives
Once you become a victim of them
You'll be screaming like mani-mani-maniac
Creepypasta girls
They're fucking scary
Nina doesn't count
Sally's awesome
They're so rare the homophobes write
Us fighting over them
Kill-kill-kill-kill-kill-kill
Stab-stab-stab-stab-stab-stab
Creepypasta girls
Most are OCs
That have obsessions with dark-colored hoodies
They're horrible at representing
Now; hold your weapons up!
Kill-kill-kill-kill-kill-kill!
Stab-stab-stab-stabbity-stab!
[Jane]
We can't have sex
So why are we such big sex icons?
[BEN]
Don't question
The logic!
Or you'll be chased by weeaboos
*sigh* Again.
[Jane]
You could travel the world
But nothing comes close to, Uh, where we are! *whispers to BEN*Where do we live again?
Apparently once you're our Victim,
You'll be falling in love?
Creepypasta girls
We're unforgettable
Stop pairing us with your dumb male OCs
Stop making us act like sluts
We won't hurt your yaois
Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh
Stab-stab-stab-stab-stab-stab!
Creepypasta girls
We're not that terrible
(BEN:unless you're talking about Nina)
That's true!
Go ahead, do what you want, to that piece of trash!
Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh!
