THIS ONE GETS A LIL BIT SPICY AT THE END!!!!!
RJ and the hoes
RJ
i lived bichs!!!!!!
im hi as fuckkkkkkkk rn
on pain meds pops gave me
n i was thinkin
do vampirs hav blud?????
lik can they get bonrs???????
or hikys???
lik cn vampirs hav fun sex or no
bcuz al the boks had me thinkin they wer kinky n fun
but now im confliktd
ya no?
Wolpentinger
ya know u got a point there
r they all boring???
did twilight lie to me???????
RJ
omg hw rud of them!!!!!
Wolpentinger
right!!!!!!
RJ
lik edwrd culen cnt get it up
he got pp disfuckshun
loooooool
jaycub for the win!!!!!!!
he wuz loki sexcy
Wolpentinger
SO FUCKING REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RJ
but alzo yd he never hav a shirt?????
to poor for shirt???? stupid
also also only caracter of colour haz the lastname black
lil on the nose thtere huh???
Wolpentinger
i fucking love it when you get high
it's my favorite fucking thing
RJ
w8 shut up i'm composing
Wolpentinger
oh boy!!!!
RJ
twilight by dr soos
jake likes a girl her name is bella
bella likes a difrent fella
c this vamp? he is ed
ed is pail
ed is ded
ed saved bella from a van
ed must b a speshul man
ed wont kill boys he wont kill girls
ed gets fed on dear nd scwerls
this is james hes a traker
he's sorta a vamp atacker
james hunts bella for a thril
will ed kill him? yes he will!!!!
but james gives her a lil bite
will she b a vamp? o she mite!!
edwerd fixes bellas cut
she won't b a vampir
but!!!!
she bucums one
reed sun more
she's a vampir in book for!!!!
Wolpentinger
OH MY FUCKING JESUS CHRIST
THIS IS THE BEST THINFBTHATS WVER HAPPENED TO ME
OH MYNFUCKING GOD
IM PRINKTBG THIS HOUT AND FRAMING IT
RJ
OH MY FUCKING WORD!!!!!
there's shit on my arms
IT MOVES!!!!!!!!
OMG MY DOGS R ON MY TUMMY!!!!!
YHEY R RUNNING!!!!!
TUN MORT RUN!!!!
WOWOWOWOOWOW I HAV FLOWERS ON MY SHOLDER
Wolpentinger
LMFAOOOOOSBHSGSHA
RJ
PHMYGAD!!!!!!!
BAVIS BOWI!!!!!!!!!!
ON MY WALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ZIGIE STARDUSY LITNING ON MY BOOBIE!!!!!!
Wolpentinger
YES!!!!!
freddie mercury is on ur leg too
RJ
OH NY WORD!!!!!!!
AND HE HAS THE BOB!!!!
AND THE OINK SHIRT
AND THE VACUM
AND FUSHNEYS!!!!!!!!!!!
fishnets r sooooooooo hot
ANARCHY!!!!!! ON MY BACK!!!!!!!!
ANARCHY SIGN ON MY BACK!!!!!!!!!
THATSBSI COOL!!!!
WIWOWOWOWOW NAKED LADY WITH MOON ON MY THY!!!!!
THE MOON MACHES THE REEL MOON!!!
Wolpentinger
hey rj guess what
RJ
?????
Wolpentinger
you have a cat too
RJ
REALLY????????
Wolpentinger
yeah
if you yell out doodle they'll come
RJ
OHMYGID U WER RIGT
BY!!!!!!!!!!
Wolpentinger
lol
fucking hilarious every time
•_•
Flora
oh god
he's gonna feel humiliated once he's sober again
Fauna
tonks we NEED to get him in on a sesh
Wolpentinger
beleve me bud i KNOW
but he never wants to come :(
YOU ARE READING
Summers at Lupin Farm
FanfictionSirius messages a random number asking what he Peter and James should do for their next prank. The response has Sirius intrigued. basically just another text fic featuring the pookies :> just got a description and cover revamp; was previously calle...
