The Misadventures of the MDCDA

Prologue

Every morning at 3am, Erin would be woken from the annoying sound of knocks coming from her door. It was the same routine where Meena, her annoying drunk next door neighbor, would constantly wake her up with the same annoying sounds of her twerking against the wall. Today was the day Erin had finally had enough, and decided to put an end to the irritating endeavors.

All it took was the help of Eileen the assassin.

The two of them were already childhood friends, until Eileen had ran away from home. There she enlisted in ninja training and became one of the world's most feared homicidal killers.

After searching endlessly, Erin found Eileen's number on a website called 'Assassins4Hire' and called immediately.  It took 2 hours before she was finally put through the main line.

"Eileen speaking, what seems to be the problem?"  A voice responded immediately.

"I want you to kill my neighbor." Erin was not a person willing to carry conversations with a murderer, so she bluntly stated the point.

There was a moment of silence where Eileen was reflecting back to words of the customer across the line. It wasn't the first time she's been asked to kill someone, but hearing the words coming from someone she once knew... It felt strange.

"Oh, so you want me to kill your neighbor? Funny." Eileen chuckled slightly. Erin did not find the situation humorous at all; she expected the call to go simply. She never took Eileen as someone stubborn.

"This isn't funny Eileen."

"Well, you know that service isn't free so what I want is your soul."

"What?" Erin exclaimed loudly. She didn't know what to think of this. Her soul as payment? Eileen must be delusional, but by the tone of her voice, she knew that the assassin wasn't kidding.

"Time is ticking," Eileen sang cheerfully. She soon clicked her tongue afterwards, letting out another chuckle. Erin didn't know what to do. She wanted this job to be done well but she didn't want to give her soul.

"Give me time-" Erin started, but was quickly cut off by Eileen.

"Oh? Time?" Eileen cut her off and then clicked her tongue once more. "Fine, two days is all you have. Better be quick!" Eileen laughed maniacally afterwards.

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Good news, I found the password for this account. Next update will probably be next Saturday.